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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2024

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

Electricians never die.

– They just do it til it Hertz.

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, just like electricians and plumbers, electricians and engineers, and electricians and electricians.

What was the best part about the antennas getting married?
– The reception was outstanding.

what’s an electricians favorite snack ?
– microchips

You shouldn’t try being your own electrician
– This piece of advice shouldn’t shock you

What did the electrician say right before dying?
– The power cable does not have any power.

Why was the thermometer smarter than the average electrician?
– Because it had more degrees.

Why did the professor throw the promising student out of the class on the fifth floor?
– Because he felt that the student had potential.

Electrician goes into coma after coming in contact with power lines.
– “He should be fine,” say the doctors. “He’s just taking a power nap.”

Do you know why pets like to snuggle with electricians?
– Because they are electro-cute.

Do you know why the optimistic electrician get fired?
– He kept changing the negatives into positives.

What did the electrician get on his general foreman exam?

– Slobber

What kind of humor does an electrician hate the most?
– Well, shock humor.

I lost my job as an electrician.
– They said that I re-fused too much work.

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