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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2022

Several electricians were working outside my new house while I mopped the floors. Just minutes after I finsihed, one asked to use my bathroom. I couldn’t say no, but his boots were caked with mud and my floors were so clean. “Just a minute,” I said, “I’ll put down newspapers.”

– His response, “That’s all right, lady. I’m already trained.”

What kind of car did the electrician drive?

– A Volts-wagon

An electrician comes home late….
– Wife: “Wire you insulate?”

– Electrician: “Watts it to you? I’m ohm, aren’t I.”

I used to date an electrician…
– Boy, she could really light up a room!

What do you call a carpenter who tries to work as an electrician?

– A dead carpenter

How did his crew know the electrical foreman was dead?

– The donut rolled out of his hand.

Do you know what the favorite tool of a Jedi electrician is?
– A lightsaber.

Electricians of Reddit. How do you turn off the carbon monoxide detector?
– The loud beeping is making me feel dizzy and nauseous.

Today i discovered my electrician was unqualified
– I was shocked

What flavor of ice cream does an electrician prefer?
– Shock-o-lot.

And God said ‘Let there be light’ and there was light.

– But the electricity board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”

What kind of car does an electrician drive?
– A volts-wagen

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