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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2023

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

What did the electrician do when he was asked to fix the electricity at my house?
– He re-fused.

Why do electricians always make for terrible revolutionaries?
– It is because they hate resistance.

How does an electrician know a dead battery in a pile of good ones?

– It’s lost its spark.

What did the thrift shop do when the customer brought in for return a sweater which had picked up a lot of static electricity?
– They refused to take it back free of charge.

r/electricians should be quarantined
– It is a subreddit devoted to shocking content

What’s fried, gray, and hangs from the ceiling?

– An electrician apprentice who didn’t listen

What did the electrician say when he was full at the buffet?
– No-0hm-ore.

Do you know why power naps are amazing?
– If you take enough power naps you can build up enough charge.

Why was the electrician so excited to go shopping with his wife?
– She said they were going to the outlet mall.

Did you hear the one about the colorblind electrician?
– Maybe I shouldn’t tell this joke, it was shocking

Did you hear about the old electrician who liked to have a little fun with apprentices?

– On their first day together, he would put on a wig with hair that appeared to be zapped with energy and pretend to stick his finger in a socket. It never got old.

A superconductor entered a bar. The bartender shouted, “Get out of here! We don’t serve your kind.”

– The superconductor left without resistance.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and an electrician?
– Ask them how to pronounce “unionized”

I’m a bad electrician
– And when people find out, they’re so shocked.

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