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Electrician jokes ⚡ in 2023

Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?

– Because he couldn’t resistor!

What’s an electrician’s favorite breakfast?
– Ohmelettes

Do you know why fluorescent lights keep humming?
– It is because they cannot remember the words.

What would you call Usain Bolt if he were an electrician?
– Usain Volt.

A journeyman asked an apprentice to name two types of transformers.

– Decepticons and Autobots

Whenever my dad goes out in public, he advertises his services by wearing a shirt that says
– “Call me an electrician, and I’ll repair what your husband fixed.”

How did Mr Power react after flinging off the disgusting electric charge he had on him?
– He was ex-static!

What are the electrician’s last words?
– …this power cable has no power

Chief electrical engineer: “You told me you’d have this job finished in 3 days.”

– Engineer: “I didn’t say it would be 3 consecutive days.”

How do you know how if an electrician is working with AC or DC power?
– If it’s AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it’s DC, they just clamp together.

Do you know what the bulb said to the generator?
– You are the reason I spark up every day.

Which is an electrician favorite band ?
– AC/DC

What do you say when you break up with an electrician?
Watt is love?

– Baby don’t hertz me.

– Don’t hertz me.

– N-ohm-ore.

– N-ohm-ore.

What does one electrician say to another when they run into each other out in public?

– Watt’s up!!

An electrician got home at 4am. His wife asks him, “Wire you insulate?”

– He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

I fell in love with an electrician
– I couldn’t resist her

What did the electrician say to reassure his apprentice?
– You conduit!

The electrician is married to his job
– He loves it so much, that you could say between them, sparks fly

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