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December jokes 🎄🎅 in 2024

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack in December? An abdominal snowman.

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses in December? He didn’t want to be caught staring at the Christmas lights.

Why did the snowman go to school in December? He wanted to learn about ice-tory.

What did the reindeer say to the snowman in December? “You’re really cool.”

What did the Christmas tree say to the ornaments in December? “Don’t hang around, let’s get lit!”

Why did the reindeer wear a red nose in December? It made him feel like a superstar.

Why did the snowflake go to the police station in December? It was wanted for frost-degree murder.

What did the Christmas tree say to the mistletoe in December? “You’re making me blush.”

Why did the Christmas tree go on a diet in December? It wanted to be a little more trim.

Why did the elf refuse to work on Christmas Day? He wanted to have elf-lessness.

Why did Frosty the Snowman refuse to wear a scarf in December? He said it was too tight around his neck.

What did Santa say when he tripped and fell in December? “I think I sleighed myself.”

What did the Christmas tree say to the star in December? “You light up my life!”

Why did the elf bring a calculator to work in December? He needed to crunch some numbers.

What did the snowman say to the snowwoman in December? “Do you want to go out for a frosty drink?”

What do you call a snowman with a sunburn in December? A winter lobster.

Why did Santa wear his belt backwards in December? He wanted to show off his North Pole.

Why did the snowman refuse to wear gloves in December? He preferred a hands-free approach.

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