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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2024

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
– It takes too long to hollow out her head.

Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?
– He saw the snowblower coming.

What do snowmen have for breakfast?
– Frosties, Snowflakes or Ice Crispies.

My 7yr old son told me this tonight. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?
– A meltdown
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What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
– Freeze a jolly good fellow

Where do Frosty and his wife go dancing?
– Snowballs!

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
– Because Frost bites.

My 6 year old son told me this one. “What do you call a snowman that’s having a threesome with two hot princesses?”
– I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
– You wake up wet!

One snowman said to another “I’d heard that carrots are very good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots!”.

And what do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
– Chilly sauce.

What do you call a Snowman with a six pack?
– An abdominal Snowman. 😉

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn’t listen and is lost to me forever.
– It’s all water under the bridge now.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
– With an icy-stare!

What did the policeman say when he saw the snowman stealing?
– Freeze!

What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him out cold.

In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.
– The police guessed snowman’s value at approximately $400 million.

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?
– Kick him in the snow balls.

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