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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2022

Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?
– He saw the snowblower coming.

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water.

What do you call an elderly snowman?
– Water (bu dum tiss)

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
– It takes too long to hollow out her head.

What does Frosty call ice?
– Skid stuff!

Why did the snowman turn yellow?
– Ask the little boy over there.

My five year old just told me this one…
– Why did the snowman go to the vegetable garden?
– So he could go pick his nose.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
– Have an ice day!

Why do snowmen like living in the North Pole?
– Because it’s cool

How do snowmen get around?
– They ride an icicle.

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?
– A snow blower.

What was the snowman doing in the carrot section of the grocery store?
– Picking his nose

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