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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2023

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
– It takes too long to hollow out her head.

Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?
– He saw the snowblower coming.

And what do hungry snowmen put on their ice-burgers?
– Chilly sauce.

What do you call a Snowman with a six pack?
– An abdominal Snowman. 😉

7 years ago today I pleaded with my snowman not to attempt the river crossing but he wouldn’t listen and is lost to me forever.
– It’s all water under the bridge now.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
– With an icy-stare!

What did the policeman say when he saw the snowman stealing?
– Freeze!

What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman’s head?
– It knocked him out cold.

In Colombia, kids have built a snowman.
– The police guessed snowman’s value at approximately $400 million.

A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman?
– Kick him in the snow balls.

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
– Frosty the Dough-man!

What does a snowman take when the sun gets too hot?
– A chill pill.

Madness at the Snowman’s rave last night..
– All the Carrots were off their faces

What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
– Cold cream!

What does the snowman from Frozen do when something is funny?
– O-laugh!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
– On the winternet.

What did the horse say to the snowman that lived nextdoor?
– Hay Neigh Brr

When is it acceptable for a nose to be in a salad?
– When it’s a snowman’s nose!!

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