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Snowman jokes ☃️ in 2022

Why’d the snowman pull his pants down?
– He saw the snowblower coming.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
– Frosty the Dough-man.

What would a snowman say if he could talk?
– “I smell carrots.”

How can you tell a snowman from a snow woman?
– Snow balls.

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
– Icebergers!

What does Frosty the snowman like to drink in the summer?
– Ice tea!

What did the snowman’s hat say to the scarf?
– You hang around while I go on ahead.

Where does a snowman keep his money?
– In a……snow bank

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,
– He answered “Yea Tea”.

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt Artica!

What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
– Lost!

What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
– Brrrrrr-itos.

Why was the snowman so happy?
– Because the snow blower was coming

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
– Frost bite!

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Snow
– Snow who?
– Snow man named Olaf!

Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
– Because snowman is an island.

What do you call an old snowman?
– Water…

An attractive snow-woman notices a snowman gawking at her. She says,
– “Listen pal, my ice are up here.”

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