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Cartoon Jokes in 2023

What do you call a duck that gets all A’s in a cartoon competition?
-A wise quacker.

What cartoon character drinks way too much fizzy orange drink?
-G u n k P o o F a n t a

What is Mongolia’s favourite cartoon?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
-Water who?
Water you doing with my Krabby Patties!

Cartoon found dead at home
-The details are sketchy

What does Mr Bean’s Teddy say to him after they’ve both enjoyed a nice dinner?
-I’m stuffed!

Why are cartoon fish so smart?
-Because they live in schools.

What did the cartoon character say to his brother in law when he found out his wife was crazy?
– You knew she was looney and a maniac…and you didn’t warn a brother?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
-Oliver who?
Oliver sudden Chase and Marshall appeared to save the day!

How does a vamparina cartoon start a letter?
– Tomb it may concern…

I tried to leave my cartoon life behind me..
-But every time I leave they draw me back in..

So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning.
-I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?

Who’s there?
Safari who?
Safari so good – Dora The Explorer has found her way!

Did you hear about the popular cartoon
-He could really draw a crowd

A spy once asked how does Peppa Pig write invisible, secret messages?
-She uses her very own invisible oink of course.

Why is Peter Pan cartoon always flying?
-Because he never lands.

Breaking News: famous cartoon character implicated in scandal!
-They refused to be drawn on the matter, however

Patient: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit
-**Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc
**Patient:** what’s updoc?
**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought

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