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Batman Jokes ๐Ÿฆ‡ in 2021

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

Where do Batmanโ€™s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

What did the Joker say when he was on top of Batman?
-“Joke’s on you, Batman”

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now heโ€™s a Bruce Banner.

What did Batman do at the deli?
-Got ham.

Whatโ€™s Batmanโ€™s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

My girlfriend asked me if I thought she was wearing too much makeup.
-I said it depended on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not.

When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
-That’s Arkham’s Razor.

Batman was my tour guide in Antarctica.
-โ€œWhat can we even find around here?โ€
โ€œJustice.โ€

Whatโ€™s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
-Batman can go into a store without Robin.

What tea does Batman drink?
-Vigilan-tea.

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