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Batman Jokes ๐Ÿฆ‡ in 2021

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now heโ€™s a Bruce Banner.

What did Batman do at the deli?
-Got ham.

Whatโ€™s Batmanโ€™s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

Where do Batmanโ€™s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

What did the Joker say when he was on top of Batman?
-“Joke’s on you, Batman”

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

Why does Robin only wear bright colors?
-Easy Batman doesnโ€™t want to get shot.

In which South African city was Batman originally from?

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:
-Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN

Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave?
-He had to go to the Bat Room.

What do you call Batman when he is injured?
-Bruised Wayne

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