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Batman Jokes 🦇 in 2022

What did Batman do at the deli?
-Got ham.

Batman wlked into a bar…
-he got kicked out cause his mask didn’t cover his mouth

Where do Batman’s goldfish live?
-In the Bat tub.

What did the Joker say when he was on top of Batman?
-“Joke’s on you, Batman”

What does Batman put in his drinks?
– Just ice.

How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe?
-Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

What’s Batman’s favorite drink?
-Fruit punch.

What do you call a beat-up Batman?
-A bruised Wayne.

Why was Batman so serious?
-He wasn’t the Joker.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in The Batmobile?
-Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

What did Hollywood say when they made another Batman movie?
-Done another-nother-nother-done-another-nother-nother…Batman!

Robin: “Holy disappointment Batman, the TV remote doesn’t work!”
-Batman: “Have you checked the batteries?”
Robin: “What are teries?”

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