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Rat jokes 🐀 in 2022

What did Elvis say to the rodent that was trying to scare him away?
– He said, “You ain’t nothing but a groundhog.”

What is the favorite game of a rat?
– Hide and squeak.

Have you heard about the band named Arrogant Rat?
– Well, they’re like the Modest Mouse, but much better.

Why do rats need oiling?
– Because they squeak!

What do rats like on their birthday?
– Mice cream and cake.

What happened to the man who suddenly found a number of big rats in his home?
– He was pretty rattled after it.

What costumes does a pet rat wear to scare his friends on Halloween?
– A black cat costume.

Why did Mickey Mouse decide to go to space?
– Because he was searching for Pluto.

What’s the name of the famous rat philosopher?
– Soc-rat-es!

Did you know that rats are under-rated?
– Seriously, you should check your dictionary.

Have you heard about the homeless rat that was living on a man’s clock for a few days while he tried to get his life back on track?
– He was living on borrowed time.

Why did Ron love the pet rat he had so much?
– Because it was the pet-he-grew up with.

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