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Lawyer jokes ⚖️✒️ in 2022

what do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand?
– Not enough sand.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar? -The pronunciation.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? -About three pounds, including the urn.

What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
— Taller.

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? -There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

What’s the problem with lawyer jokes?
-Lawyer’s don’t think they’re funny, and no one else thinks they’re jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
– You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Well, how cold was it? – It was so cold, that I saw a lawyer with both hands in his own pockets.

What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
-A whine cellar.

what’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
– A Doberman Pinscher.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? -The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles..

What is the difference between a brilliant lawyer and a stupid lawyer? -Brilliance has its limits

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