Lawyer jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock. Β Who’s there? Β Big interrupting cow. Β 
-Big interrupting cow who? Β MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

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