Lawyer jokes in 2021

Today hair dye is on your shopping list as an essential?
-it is no longer a luxury.

What did the cake say to the ice cream?
-you are really cool.

Knock, knock. Β Who’s there? Β Big interrupting cow. Β 
-Big interrupting cow who? Β MOOOOOOO!

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
-Your teeth.

Today is the oldest you have been and the youngest you wil ever be.
Make the most of it.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
-Sneakers!

What room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom.

What is an astronaut’s favourite part on a computer?
-The space bar.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist?
-There was no chemistry.

You start getting carded again,
-but all cashiers want to see your senior cards to be sure that you qualify for the discount.

y drug test came back negative.
-My dealer sure has some explaining to do.

Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
-because they are always popping.

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