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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2023

Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
– Because it would be Useless.

What’s Shino’s favorite band?
– The beetles!

You could say Naruto was a real PAIN in the Akatsuki’s ass.

“Sharingan Is Red, Rasengan Is Blue, Give Me Your Number Or I’ll Chidori You.”

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Obito Uchiha is later found out as Tobi from the Akatsuki right?
– How can Obito still be alive when Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left?

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a sharinGANG?
– Because they are all sharinGONE…

“Is Your Name Danzo?
– Because You’ve Caught My Eye.”

Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson and Kabuto looks like Harry Potter.XD

What’s the difference between Naruto and Bleach?
– No one ever told me to drink Naruto

“Are You Hashirama?
– Because Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.”

Failing doesn’t give you a reason to give up, as long as you believe

“I Would Start A Great Shinobi War For You.”

Naruto: Let’s give a hand for the dummy! The puppet was pretty good, too.
– Kankuro: Hey!

This is kinda old, but here goes.
– What’s the fastest way to get a girl’s heart? Chidori

Lots of Japanese people put their last names first like Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, in English it’s the first name first (lol,obviously),
– Rock Lee’s last name is Rock—have you ever heard someone say his name as “Lee Rock”?

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what’s Bleach) If you scramble Neji’s name,
– it fit’s into Renji.XD

Tenten: Draw your weapon. *takes out nunchucks*
– Naruto: *takes out a piece of paper and pen, and starts drawing*
– Tenten: What are you doing?
– Naruto: Drawing my weapon. *turns the paper around to show a picture of a sword*

How does lee finish his suit?
– Tie-Jutsu

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