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Naruto jokes ๐ŸฆŠ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿœ in 2021

Ummmm… thereโ€™s like, a Naruto or something?..?
– Thatโ€™s got to be the only thing I know about Hentai. I mean, Anime

Naruto: Why donโ€™t some couples train together?
– Neji: *training, sighs* Why?
– Naruto: Because some relationships donโ€™t work out. *laughs*
– Neji: *rolls his eyes*

Haku’s got the crystal ice mirrors jutsu going on and Sasuke gets hit with too many needles and he faints.
– Everyone’s an idiot and they think he’s dead, Naruto’s just as angry and miserable as Sakura but what can he do?
– He’s got no Kyuubi to give him the immense chakra he needs so therefore, Naruto and Sasuke get severely injured and maybe they even die.

Kisame’s the name of that shark guy from the Akatsuki, right?
– Kisama means “damn you”.XD

“Are You Hashirama?
– Because Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.”

People become stronger because they have things they cannot forget.
– Thatโ€™s what you call growth.

In the ending “Yellow Moon” all the girls have cell phones, yet cars and guns were invented before cell phones were invented, why aren’t there any cars or guns?
– Or who cares, they’d ruin the anime anyways XD

Kakashi, Kabuto, Sakon, Ukon and Kimimaro all have grey hair AND K’s in their names!XP

Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
– Because it would be Useless.

Failing doesnโ€™t give you a reason to give up, as long as you believe

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what’s Bleach) If you scramble Neji’s name,
– it fit’s into Renji.XD

What’s the difference between Naruto and Bleach?
– No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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