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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2024

Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
– Because it would be Useless.

What’s Shino’s favorite band?
– The beetles!

“Sharingan Is Red, Rasengan Is Blue, Give Me Your Number Or I’ll Chidori You.”

You could say Naruto was a real PAIN in the Akatsuki’s ass.

Why is a group of Uchihas not called a sharinGANG?
– Because they are all sharinGONE…

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Obito Uchiha is later found out as Tobi from the Akatsuki right?
– How can Obito still be alive when Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left?

“Is Your Name Danzo?
– Because You’ve Caught My Eye.”

This is kinda old, but here goes.
– What’s the fastest way to get a girl’s heart? Chidori

Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson and Kabuto looks like Harry Potter.XD

What’s the difference between Naruto and Bleach?
– No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Naruto: Let’s give a hand for the dummy! The puppet was pretty good, too.
– Kankuro: Hey!

How does lee finish his suit?
– Tie-Jutsu

“Are You Hashirama?
– Because Everyone Wants A Piece Of You.”

Failing doesn’t give you a reason to give up, as long as you believe

Lots of Japanese people put their last names first like Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, in English it’s the first name first (lol,obviously),
– Rock Lee’s last name is Rock—have you ever heard someone say his name as “Lee Rock”?

“I Would Start A Great Shinobi War For You.”

“Are You Ino?
– Because You’ve Totally Taken Over My Mind.”

“Are You Gaara?
– Because Love Is Written All Over Your Face.”

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