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Naruto jokes 🦊 🐸 🍜 in 2022

Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
– Because it would be Useless.

You could say Naruto was a real PAIN in the Akatsuki’s ass.

“Is Your Name Danzo?
– Because You’ve Caught My Eye.”

What’s Shino’s favorite band?
– The beetles!

Orochimaru looks like Michael Jackson and Kabuto looks like Harry Potter.XD

“I Would Start A Great Shinobi War For You.”

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Obito Uchiha is later found out as Tobi from the Akatsuki right?
– How can Obito still be alive when Sasuke and Itachi are the only Uchihas left?

Failing doesn’t give you a reason to give up, as long as you believe

(Only for people that watch Bleach or know what’s Bleach) If you scramble Neji’s name,
– it fit’s into Renji.XD

What’s the difference between Naruto and Bleach?
– No one ever told me to drink Naruto

“Are You Gaara?
– Because Love Is Written All Over Your Face.”

When Sakura was in the Hidden Village of Tea and she was shopping,
– she saw keychains that looked exactly like Pakkun, Tonton, Gamabunta and Akamaru yet she didn’t look surprised,
– she only commented that they were expensive.

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits

(Spoilers for Shippuuden) Before the time-skip, Temari was 15, after the time-skip shouldn’t she be 18 and in college or university?(If there IS a college or university)

Naruto: Let’s give a hand for the dummy! The puppet was pretty good, too.
– Kankuro: Hey!

Tenten’s a radio station: CFRB News Talk Radio Tenten. X3

(Only for people that watch Dragonball/ Dragonball Z or Dragonball GT or people that know what they are)In the Chuunin Preliminaries, when Lee was doing the Lotus Jutsu, he had fire blazing all around him, his hair was straight up and the ground below him was thrashing up—remind you of when Goku turns into a Super Saiyan?

(This one’s a bit hard to understand) Ino likes Sasuke and Hinata likes Naruto, Ino and Naruto have blonde hair, Sasuke and Hinata have black/blue hair,
– if you switch the couples around it’s colour coordinated.XD

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