Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Vampire Jokes ๐Ÿง› in 2021

How do you beat a vampire at poker?
– Raise the stakes!

What is a vampireโ€™s favourite animal?
– A giraffe.

What do you call a group of vampire enthusiasts?
-A fang club.

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?
-A coffin break.

To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it’s heart.
-Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking. started feeling Grumpy

What do you call a narcissistic vampire?

What did Vampire Elvis say as he left the stage?
– Fang you, fang you very much!

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy
-**First night as a vampire hunter:** oh no

A vampire calls his doctor, “Someting is very, very wrong.”
-When I pee, there is no blood!

Why do vampires drink blood?
– because they canโ€™t drink bloodly Marys because they are vampires

What do you call a vampire whoโ€™s car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?
-A cab

What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook