Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Vampire Jokes 🧛 in 2023

What is a vampire’s favourite animal?
– A giraffe.

How do you beat a vampire at poker?
– Raise the stakes!

Why do vampires always dress so nice?
– Because they’re so vein!

Robert Pattinson is an awful vampire
-It took him 11 years to figure out how to turn into a bat

Oh my God!!! You’re turning into a vampire?! I didn’t even bite you yet!!
-That, kids, is what’s known as PREMATURE EDRACULATION

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

I met a vampire who is a MASSIVE sociopath
-He has absolutely no capability of self-reflection.

What do vampires have at eleven o’clock every day?
-A coffin break.

What do you call a group of vampire enthusiasts?
-A fang club.

What did Vampire Elvis say as he left the stage?
– Fang you, fang you very much!

To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it’s heart.
-Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking. started feeling Grumpy

What do you call a narcissistic vampire?

Why do vampires drink blood?
– because they can’t drink bloodly Marys because they are vampires

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy
-**First night as a vampire hunter:** oh no

A vampire calls his doctor, “Someting is very, very wrong.”
-When I pee, there is no blood!

What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
– A blood test!

What do you call a vampire who’s car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank?
-A cab

Follow us on Facebook