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Croc jokes in 2024

“What do you call a crocodile that won’t go away? A perman-gator.”

“What did the crocodile say to his son when he didn’t do his homework? You’re in ‘deep water’ now.”

“Why did the crocodile refuse to diet? He didn’t want to scale down.”

“Why was the baby crocodile always crying? He wanted his mummy, he was in ‘de-Nile’.”

“Why did the crocodile always carry a compass? He didn’t want to go up the creek without a paddle.”

“Why did the crocodile marry the snake? They had great chemistry, it was a hiss-terical relationship.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the gym? To work on his ‘reps’.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the therapist? He was in ‘de-Nile’ about his feelings.”

“Why was the crocodile red? It forgot to use sun cream.”

“Why don’t crocodiles like math? It’s too much for them to count-er.”

“Why did the crocodile join the police? He wanted to crack down on illegal snapping.”

“Why don’t crocodiles use sunscreens? They never get ‘burnt’.”

“Why did the crocodile break up with his girlfriend? She was a complete ‘drama-gator’.”

“What do you call a crocodile in a vest? An investigator.”

“What did the crocodile say to the shoes? You’re just my size.”

“Why was the crocodile good at basketball? He was great at snapping up rebounds.”

“Why did the crocodile go to the tailor? He needed something to suit him.”

“What did the waiter say to the crocodile? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”

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