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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2022

When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
– A bee flying backwards.

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?
– A Frizz-bee.

What did the mummy bee call her baby?
– My little hum-bug.

Why did the bee go to jail?
– It was caught nectar robbing!

What do you call a bee that canโ€™t quit talking?
– Blabb-bee.

Whoโ€™s a beeโ€™s favorite painter?
– Pablo Bee-casso.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
– Neigh buzz.

Whatโ€™s stripey and flies at 30,000 feet?
– A bee on a plane

What do bees use for energy?
– Flower power

What music do bees like? Bee-bop, Bee-thoven, Bee-yoncรฉ, The Bee-tles, Bee-stie Boys, Cros-bee, Stills, Nash & Young, or Justin Bee-ber?
– They like Sting.

What happened when the bee phoned home?
– She got a buzzy signal.

When a dad bee leaves the house, do you think the mum see says Honeycomb home?

What does a bee like playing in the park?
– A fris-bee

What do you call a bee that canโ€™t make up its mind?
– A may-bee.

What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course?
– Itโ€™s on the sylla-buzz.

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