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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2022

When do bees get married?
– When theyโ€™ve found their honey!

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
– Bee-hive yourself.

When bees get married, they really look forward to the honeymoon.

Why did the honey bee queenโ€™s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it?
– Because it was royal jelly.

What do you call a bee that doesnโ€™t cost anything?
– A free-bee.

What do you call a bee thatโ€™s returned from the dead?
– A zom-bee.

Whatโ€™s another name for a baby bee?
– A little humbug.

What do bees get given on the first day of school?
– The sylla-buzz.

What do bees use to build roads?
– Nec-tar.

What does a bee use to style her hair?
– Her honey comb, of course.

Whatโ€™s a beeโ€™s favorite novel?
– The Great Gats-bee.

Where did Noah keep his bees?
– In the ark hives.

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