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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2023

When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
– A bee flying backwards.

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

What do you call a bee with messy hair?
– A Frizz-bee.

Whatโ€™s a honey beeโ€™s favourite kind of flower?
– A Bee-gonia.

What are the bees’ favourite weapons?
– BeeBee guns.

What did the queen bee say to the naughty bee?
– Bee-hive yourself!

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

Which bee gives you a second chance?
– The plan bee.

I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a bee. The shopkeeper said they didn’t have bees. I said: ”But there’s one in your window”.

What do you call a bee who doesn’t show off?
– A humble bee

What did the bee say to the flower?
– โ€œHey, bud!โ€

What did the businesswoman say?
– Weโ€™re in bees-ness now!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use honey combs.

What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son?
– You must beehive!

Which is the bees favourite TV channel?
– The BeeBee C

What do you call a ghost bee?
– A bee boo.

How does a queen bee get around her hive?
– Sheโ€™s throne.

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