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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2024

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
– A bee flying backwards.

What buzzes, is black and yellow, and goes along the bottom of the sea?
– A bee in a submarine.

What do you call a bee that doesnโ€™t cost anything?
– A free-bee.

A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight. The vitamin B1.

What is a bee’s favourite Spice Girls single?
– Wanna-bee!

What do bees take with them when they go bird watching?
– Bee-noculars.

Why did the bee go to the dermatologist?
– It had hives.

What is the most common blood type for bees?
– Bee positive!

I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. But the cashier gave me 13 – he said it was a free bee.

What was the hive’s favourite Shakespeare line?
– “To bee or not to bee”

What is a beeโ€™s favorite part of a relationship?
– The honeymoon period.

No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.

What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?
– A Frizz-bee.

What did the mummy bee call her baby?
– My little hum-bug.

Why did the bee go to jail?
– It was caught nectar robbing!

What do you call a bee that canโ€™t quit talking?
– Blabb-bee.

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