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Bee jokes ๐Ÿ in 2025

What do bees write in their Valentine cards?
– Honey bee mine.

What goes zzub-zubb when it travels?
– A bee flying backwards.

When a bee writes a sonnet, it waxes poetic.

What did the businesswoman say?
– Weโ€™re in bees-ness now!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
– Because they use honey combs.

What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son?
– You must beehive!

Which is the bees favourite TV channel?
– The BeeBee C

What do you call a ghost bee?
– A bee boo.

How does a queen bee get around her hive?
– Sheโ€™s throne.

What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee?
– It gets a royal pardon.

What do bees like with their sushi?
– Wasa-bee!

Whatโ€™s another name for a wasp?
– A wanna-bee.

The bee who preferred to fly backwards all the time was heard going “zzub, zzub, zzub!”

Why did the bee live through the winter?
– Because it wore a yellow jacket.

What do you call a bee thatโ€™s returned from the dead?
– A zom-bee.

A combination of a bumblebee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.

What do you call a bumble bee trying to make up its mind?
– A maybee.

What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive?
– A wanna-bee!

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