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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2024

Why did the hand refuse to play the piano? It was too keyed up.

What do you call a hand that’s always making puns? A witty hand.

What do you call a hand that can play guitar? A digital musician.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a lot on its hands.

Why did the hand refuse to lift weights? It was afraid of being too heavy-handed.

What did the hand say to the spider? “You have a lot of hands.”

What did the hand say to the face when it got a high-five? “That’s a slap in the face.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting sand in its fingernails.

Why did the hand refuse to take a shower? It was afraid of losing its grip.

What do you call a hand that’s always tapping? A rhythmic hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always cold? A chilly finger.

Why was the hand always optimistic? Because it saw the palm half-full.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had nothing to wear, except its hand-me-downs.

What did the hand say to the fork? “Let’s eat.”

What did the five fingers say to the face? “Slap!”

Why was the hand always nervous? Because it had the jitters.

Why did the hand refuse to dance? It had two left thumbs.

What do you call a hand that’s always playing video games? A gaming hand.

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