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Hotel jokes 🏨🛎️ in 2023

Why did the hotel guest bring a book to the room? He wanted to get lost in the story.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a balcony facing the beach? He wanted to hear the waves crashing.

What do you call a hotel where the sheets are made of aluminum foil? A silver-tent hotel.

What do you call a hotel for fish? The gill-tel.

What do you call a hotel for dragons? The fire-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for extra towels? He wanted to towel-tally relax.

Why did the hotel guest bring a journal to the room? He wanted to write about his travels.

What do you call a hotel for bears? The hiber-tel.

What do you call a hotel for mermaids? The shell-tel.

Why did the hotel guest bring a pillow to the restaurant? To give the chef feedback on the dishes.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a desk? He wanted to get some work done.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a mini-bar? He wanted to enjoy some drinks.

What do you call a hotel for ducks? The quack-inn.

What do you call a hotel for vampires? The fang-tel.

Why did the hotel guest ask for a room with a mini-fridge? He wanted to keep his snacks cold.

Why did the hotel guest bring a sketchbook to the room? He wanted to draw the scenery.

What do you call a hotel that’s only open in the summer? A motel point.

What do you call a hotel for aliens? The space-inn.

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