Moon jokes 🌙 in 2021

Why did Jerry fall down from the moon?
– Because a fridge hit him.

Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours
– So they called it a day

I met a group of crazy people in a moon worshiping cult yesterday.
– They were Lunatics.

What is a lunar body of water called?
– Luna-sea.

Why has nobody ever been sentenced for all the crimes committed on the moon?
– Because it is a gray area.

What do you call fans of the moon?
– Lunatics

I wonder if the Earth . . .
– Makes fun of the Moon for having no life

What was Russia awarded with by the US for landing on the moon after them?
– A constellation prize!

When does the moon usually not want to go outside?
– Whenever it is waning.

The Moon
– There’s a new restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

What do Michael Jackson and USA have in common?
– They both desperately wanted to be white. And the last great thing they did was a moon walk.

Which way did the cow take to go over the moon?
– The milky way.