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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2022

What is a lunar insect called?
– A lunar-tick.

What do you call a person who turns into a house on a full moon night?
– A Werehouse.

I really doubt Canada will invest significantly in space exploration, but Iโ€™ll believe it if they…
…show me the moon, eh!

What did scientists say when they discovered a skeleton on the surface of the moon?
– The cow didn’t make it.

What did the cheese say to the moon?
– Nothing. Cheese doesn’t speak.

Some aliens in a flying saucer offered to fly me to the moon
– But they wouldn’t let us land because the moon was full

Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
– It’s right after a waxing phase

What social media platform do astronauts use?
– Spacebook.

What does the arrogant sun reply to the moon when who asks why he hasn’t seen him around when their paths cross during an eclipse?
– We move in different circles.

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!
– Now you canโ€™t even go to Canada.

When I die
– Iโ€™m going to get put in a rocket and be launched into the moon. That way my descendants can look at the crash site and see the impact Iโ€™ve made.

Why do people hate going to the restaurant on the moon?
– There is no atmosphere.

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