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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2022

What do astronauts do when they accidentally bump into each other?
– They Apollo gise.

How is the moon held up in space?
– With the help of Moonbeams.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thatโ€™s amore
– When you suddenly squeal ’cause you stepped on an eel thatโ€™s a moray!

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon.
– When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”

Why is the man on the moon bald?
– Because he does not have ‘air.

When does a moon stop eating the moon and not feel hungry?
– When it is full.

Why does the moon raise and lower the tides over and over again?
– It has to make shore

Canada’s starting a space program to send a spaceship to the moon
– They’re calling the spaceship Apollo-G.

Where do astronauts park their spaceships on the moon?
– Beside a parking meteor.

Why does a werewolf always howl at the moon?
– Because it is after a waxing phase

This Halloween will have a full moon, only happens every 400 years…
– Itโ€™s gonna be lit!!

What did the astronomers do when they got sick of watching the moon’s revolution around the earth?
– They just called it a day.

How did Luke Skywalker travel in the forest moon of Endor?
– Ewoked.

Rumor has it that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin decided to team up with NASA to fake the moon landing together, but to make it look as realistic as possible, they urged NASA to film on location.
– Compliments of Neil De Grasse Tyson

Why do wolves howl at the full moon
– Because it hurts. Owwww ow ow owwwwwww

Why is the man on the moon so fond of Darth Vader?
– Because he also has a dark side.

Why does nobody like visiting the moon anymore?
– Because the hotels are always full.

If you start the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd and the passion of the Christ at the same time the scenes donโ€™t match up at all
– It turns out Jesus was more of a nine inch nails guy

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