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Moon jokes ๐ŸŒ™ in 2022

What does Buzz Aldrin say when he meets people?
– I am the second person to land on the moon. Neil before me.

What did the sun say when he meets the moon?
– Finally, it is my night off.

Two blonds are sitting on a park bench at night looking at the moon…
One leans to the other and says “Which do you think is closer: Florida or the moon?”

– The other blond says “Obviously the moon. You can’t see Florida.”

Why does Earth only have one moon?
– Weโ€™re moonagamous.

What is the first day of the week in outer space called?
– Moonday.

During which time does the weight of the moon get the heaviest?
– When it is full.

The moon is basically a walmart sun
– it reflects the behavior of the original product, but it just isn’t the same

What would we call a war on one of saterns moons…..

Why did Jerry fall down from the moon?
– Because a fridge hit him.

Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours
– So they called it a day

I met a group of crazy people in a moon worshiping cult yesterday.
– They were Lunatics.

What is a lunar body of water called?
– Luna-sea.

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