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Mothers day jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ in 2021

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
– A: Because his mom was in a jam!

What do you call a short mom?
– A mini-mum.

Yes, please get a new cup every time you need water
– said no mom ever.

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Alec.
– Alec who?
– Alec to give mommy Motherโ€™s Day kisses

What kind of flowers do yellow jacket mothers like for Motherโ€™s Day?
– Bee-gonias.

Q: What kind of candy do moms love for Motherโ€™s Day?
– A: Her-sheโ€™s Kisses.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Why was the house so neat on Motherโ€™s Day?
– Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.

Knock, knock.
– Whoโ€™s there?
– Al.
– Al who?
– Al give you a hug for Motherโ€™s Day!

Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
– John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
– Because she left the phone off the hook.

My Mom told me Iโ€™d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much.
– I said, โ€œOh, yeah? Just you wait.โ€

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