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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2023

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”
– Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
– Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?”

I hate when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner, and then I remember I am the mom, and I have to cook dinner.

My nickname is Mom. But my full name is “Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.”

Son: “Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?”
– Dad: “No.”
– Son: “Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!”

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
– Hippo: I give up.
– Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

Q: Why is a computer so smart?
– A: It listens to its motherboard.

Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
– So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.

I love my kids. Not enough to flip the fish sticks halfway through cooking, but I love them.

Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.

Q: What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost?
– A: I want my mummy.

There are two amounts of pasta moms are good at cooking:
– Not enough and enough for 3,000 people.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Justin!
– Justin who?
– Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
– Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
– Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
– Mom No. 1: How does that help?
– Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day?
– Mums.

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