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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2022

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Omelet
– Omelet who?
– Omelet Mommy sleep in today.

She believed she could, and she almost did…
– But then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack and she totally lost track of what she was doing.

What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day?
– Her-she’s Kisses.

Q: Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day?
– A: She was an alley cat.

What did the lazy boy say to his mom on Mother’s Day when she was about to do the dishes?
– “Relax mom… you can just do them in the morning.”

Baby snake: “Mommy, are we poisonous?”
– Mommy snake: “Yes, son. Why?”
– Baby snake: “I just bit my tongue!”

Everything you do is so mom point.

What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
– Starbucks.

Q: How do you get the kids to be quiet on Mother’s Day morning?
– A: Say mums the word.

Why did the baby strawberry cry?
– Because his mom was in a jam!

Roses are red,
– Violets are blue.
– My mom’s jokes,
– Are funnier than you.

A mother’s sacrifice isn’t giving birth. It’s nine months without wine.

Doug: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.
– Dan: How do you know?
– Doug: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.

Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling?
– She was an alley cat.

Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” did not have kids.

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