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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2025

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

Robbie: Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name?
– Bobbie: East?
– Robbie: No. Larry.

When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

Q: What do you call a mom who can’t draw?
– A: Tracy.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
– Purrrrrrrple flowers.

At my age I’m no longer a snack; I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Bacon.
– Bacon who?
– Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.

You mean a waffle lot to me, mom.

Q: What did the momma say to the foal?
– A: Its pasture your bedtime

Mommy: “Mommy will think about it!”
– Narrator: “Mommy never thought about it. She knew it was ‘no’ all along and just wanted everyone to STFU.”

Mother to son: “I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me!”

I whale always love you, mom.

Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
– Dad: No.
– Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

Boy: “My mom is having a new baby.”
– Girl: “What’s wrong with the old one?”

Before having kids, every mom thinks she’ll be a super-chill mom.
– That’s because, at that point, we had no idea they’d break all our stuff, make ridiculous demands, and take roughly 10 years to get out of the car.

You’re a souper mom.

Q: Why did the mother’s day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
– A: It was chocoLATE.

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