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Mothers day jokes ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ in 2021

Q: What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
– A: Catch Up

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?
– Catch up!

Momโ€™s recipe for iced coffee:
– Have kids.
– Make coffee.
– Forget you made coffee.
– Put it in the microwave.
– Forget you put it in the microwave.
– Drink it cold.

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
– 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
– 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
– Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
– Whereโ€™s Pop-corn?

Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone, and still slap the snot out of you for looking at her crazy.

What kind of boat is barely staying afloat, yet somehow manages to function?
– The mother ship.

I would write a book about parenting, but it would just be filled with rants about doing everything myself. And cocktail recipes.

Mother to son: Iโ€™m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, donโ€™t come running to me!

Q: What do you call a mom who canโ€™t draw?
– A: Tracy.

What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
– Purrrrrrrple flowers.

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