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Mothers day jokes 👩‍👦‍👦 in 2023

Why is a computer so smart?
– Because it listens to its motherboard.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor?
– The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.

Motherhood is fun and all, but have you ever had the house alone on a Saturday?

Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Bacon.
– Bacon who?
– Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day?
– It was chocoLATE.

Q: What do you call a small mother?
– A: A Minimum

I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

They say women speak 20,000 words a day. I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.

Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!

Why did the mother cross the road?
– To get some peace and quiet!

Son: “Mom, can I have $20?”
– Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
– Son: “Well, isn’t that what M-O-M stands for?”

I hate when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner, and then I remember I am the mom, and I have to cook dinner.

My nickname is Mom. But my full name is “Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.”

Son: “Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?”
– Dad: “No.”
– Son: “Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!”

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
– Hippo: I give up.
– Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

Q: Why is a computer so smart?
– A: It listens to its motherboard.

Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day?
– So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.

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