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Snake jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
– Addercadabra and abradacobra.

A jellyfish, a snake, and a snail walk into a bar.
– The jellyfish says, โ€œThis is impossible.โ€

What do you call it when a manโ€™s pet snake gets sick?
– A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
– A civil serpent.

What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
– Snaked.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
– A civil serpent.

What kind of car does a snake drive?
– An ana-honda.

How do you measure a snake?
– In inches since they dont have any feet

What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
– โ€œHiss,โ€ and โ€œHerss.โ€

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
– Wait until heโ€™s finished.

What do you call an important English snake?
– Sir Pent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliffโ€ฆ
– Baa dum ssss

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