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Snake jokes 🐍 in 2022

Why do snakes always measure in inches?
– Because they don’t have any feet

What is a snake’s favorite school subject?
– Hisstory.

A snake walks into a bar.
– The bartender says, “How did you do that?”

Why can’t a snake rob a bank?
– Because they are unarmed.

Who is a snake’s favorite author?
– William Snakespeare.

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long ?
– A pi-thon

How do snakes avoid making babies?
– Using an Anacondom.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
– A Boeing constrictor.

What do you call a skeleton snake?
– A rattler!

What do snakes do when they get angry?
– They throw hissy fits.

I told my friend about how I caught a huge snake. He asked me how big it was and I said, have you seen the movie anaconda?
– It was about the size of the Anaconda’s DVD box.

What do you call a party where snakes choose china?
– A reptile dish function.

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