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Snake jokes ๐Ÿ in 2021

What did the Mommy snake say to the Baby snake?
– โ€œPlease stop crying and viper your nose.โ€

What is a snakeโ€™s favorite school subject?
– Hisstory.
I came up with that in a dream last night, hope itโ€™s OC.

My gf is a snake…
– Whenever you ask her whose fault was it, she goes “HISSSSSSSSSS”

Why are snakes hard to fool?
– They have no legs to pull.

Have you heard about that socially awkward chef that only cooks with snake meat?
– Iโ€™m pretty sure he has Asp burgers.

Why should you never use a snake as a boomerang?
– Because it will always come back to bite you.

What do you call a hypothetical situation where a snake chases an asian from point A to point B
– A Python-Korean Theorum

Short snake
– The short snake is late . When will he arrive, I do not know, but he won’t be long.

Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
– Because he wanted his diamondback.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
– Snakes and Larders.

My girlfriend is a snake.
– Whenever you ask her whose fault was it, she goes โ€œHISSSSSSSSSS.โ€

What do you call a snake you can wear as an underwear?
– A pithong

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