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Lunchbox jokes 🍱 in 2022

What happens when you make an egg laugh?
—- It cracks up.

Why was Yoda such a good gardener?
– He had a green thumb.

What type of socks do pirates wear?
—- Arrrrrrrrgyle.

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
– Bookworms

How do baseball players stay cool?
– By standing close to the fans.

What is a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
—- Hip Hop.

Why did the computer squeak?
– Someone stepped on its mouse

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
—- Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why is the math book so sad?
– Because it has a lot of problems.

Why was 10 scared?
—- Because 7 ate 9.

What do you give to a sick lemon?
– Lemon-aid

What can you serve but never eat?
– A tennis ball.

What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?
—- A dinosnore!

Why was the broom late?
– It overswept

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
– They’d crack each other up.

What do you say to a fancy cactus?
– You look sharp.

How do you make a tissue dance?
—- Put a little boogie in it.

What has four wheels and flies?
– A garbage truck

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