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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2024

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

Why did the man take ketchup out with him when it rained?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

A man once said when is Monday coming?
– His wife said Mon-soon.

What is known as the world’s wettest animal?
– Rain-deer.

What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.

What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
– An extra hour of rain

What’s the difference between rain and a shower?
– Consent

Whatโ€™s all wet and likes to shake?
An earthquake on a rainy day.

What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
– โ€œMy plop is bigger than your plop.โ€

What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back!

When does it rain money?
– When there is “change” in the weather.

Why did the CSI team get called to the set of the Purple Rain video shoot.
– They needed to dust for Prince.

Whatโ€™s worse than raining buckets?
– Hailing taxis!

How do thunderstorms invest their money?
– In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets.

What do you call a pile of quarters in a rainstorm?
– Climate change.

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