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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2023

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
– To get some rust.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– A rain of terror.

What do you call a monthโ€™s worth of rain?
– England.

My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets

Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
– To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a wet bear?
– A drizzly bear.

Why do you need to be careful when itโ€™s raining cats and dogs outside?
– Because you might step in a poodle!

What do you call a wet bear?
– A drizzly bear

Thereสปs nothing ironic about rain on your wedding day.
– Itโ€™s normal for a couple to have a bridal shower.

What do you call the Queen’s favourite type of precipitation?
– Reign.

What always goes up whenever the rain comes down?
– An umbrella.

What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
– A moist owlette.

What type of lightning likes to play sports?
– Ball lightning

I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa.
– Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water.

– They bless the rains down in Africa.

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