Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2024

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

A man once said when is Monday coming?
– His wife said Mon-soon.

Why did the man take ketchup out with him when it rained?
– Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

Knock Knock
– Who’s there?
– Butter
– Butter who?
– Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it’s going to rain!

How can you wrap a cloud?
– With a rainbow.

What often falls but never gets hurt?
– Rain.

What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
– Our souls will rain forever.

What do lemons ๐Ÿ‹ wear in the rain?

– Yellow jackets.

What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus?
– Come and look at the rain-dear.

What do you get if you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards?
– A precipitation trophy.

Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
– To keep each udder dry.

What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An Umbrella.

I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining
– It’s really irrigating…

What is a type of bow that can’t be tied?
– A rain-bow.

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
– One rains down, the other is reined up.

Follow us on Facebook