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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2022

Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain?
– It’s too wet to woo.

How does one raindrop ask another out?
– Water you doing tonight?

What happens before it rains candy?
– It sprinkles.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?
– Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.

Man it was really raining cats and dogs today.
– Sure hope I donโ€™t step in a poodle.

Why does Snoop Dog need an umbrella?
– Foโ€™ Drizzle.

How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
– His sleigh is flown by reindeer.

Whatโ€™s a type of bow that canโ€™t be tied?
– A rain-bow.

What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
– You’re shocking!

Getting wet in the rain makes me sad…
– I had to run fast. Iโ€™d either escape the storm in time or cry drying.

Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
– To get some rust.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?
– A rain of terror.

What do you call a monthโ€™s worth of rain?
– England.

My friend ask me if bees can fly in the rain i replied not with out thier yellow jackets

Why do you see cows lying down in the rain?
– To keep each udder dry.

What do you call a wet bear?
– A drizzly bear.

Why do you need to be careful when itโ€™s raining cats and dogs outside?
– Because you might step in a poodle!

What do you call a wet bear?
– A drizzly bear

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