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Rain jokes ๐ŸŒง๏ธ in 2023

When is it raining money?
– Whenever there’s ‘change’ in the weather.

What always goes up whenever the rain comes down?
– An umbrella.

What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
– Please seek shelters.

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

– Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

My kids soccer championship was canceled due to rain and sleet.
– So every player got a precipitation trophy.

Are bees able to fly in the rain?
– Not without their yellow jackets.

Old people, they’re always moaning about their aches and rains (pains).

What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards?
– A precipitation trophy.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
– To Cloud 9

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
– Hailing taxis

What was one raindrop overheard saying to another?
– Two’s company, three’s a cloud.

4 types of weather were having a race.
– Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.

Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
– It only had one eye!

What did one raindrop say to the other?
– Two’s company, three’s a cloud

What does communism and rain have in common?
– Sooner or later they all fall

The weather was forecast to rain for three months, but I drought it.

How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
– He could feel it in his bones.

A little boy asks his dad, โ€œWhy is it raining? Is the sky sad?โ€
– The dad replies, โ€œYes, son, the sky is pretty blue.โ€

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