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Marvel jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ท in 2021

What does Groot say when he has a bunch of money?
– I am loot!

What is Spiderman’s day job?
– He is a web designer.

What was Wolverine’s job at the restaurant?
– It was shredding carrots.

What did was Tโ€™Challaโ€™s nickname as a baby?
– Black Pampers.

Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising.
– He’s literally a giant Banner

What color are the lights in Wandaโ€™s house?
– I donโ€™t know, but you turn them on with a Scarlet Switch.

Why did Thor avoid his brother?
– Because he Odin money.

Why was Nightcrawler hired by Abercrombie?
– Because he always looks good in blue genes.

When Dr. Strange is sick, who is his doctor?
– Doctor Stranger.

What would you say to someone when you’re busy looking for Captain Marvel’s cat?
– That you’re on a wild Goose chase.

What would you get if you cross a superhero with an apple?
– Cider-Man.

What’s The Hulk’s most favorite restaurant?
– The Smash Burger.

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