Teacher jokes ๐Ÿ“š in 2021

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
-The scientists were brainstorming

Why does nobody talk to circles?
-Because thereโ€™s no point.

Why was Anne Boleynโ€™s ghost always chasing after Henry VIII?
-She was trying to get ahead.

Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?
-To reach the high notes!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
– It went OK.

I just finished this book on Mount Everest.
– Itโ€™s a real cliff-hanger

What did Mason say to Dixon?
– Weโ€™ve got to draw the line!

Why did the math book look so sad?
-Because it had so many problems.

Why should you never date an apostrophe?
-Theyโ€™re too possessive

Donโ€™t get caught studying the periodic table in Language Arts.
-Itโ€™s an elementary mistake.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
-Na.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
-To get to the same side.

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