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Teacher jokes ๐Ÿ“š in 2021

Be like a proton.
– Always stay positive.

Yesterday a book fell on my head.
-I only have my shelf to blame.

Where does Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?
-Tsarbucks.

What did one math book say to the other?
-Donโ€™t bother me, Iโ€™ve got my own problems.

The past tense of William Shakespeare is
-Wouldiwas Shookspeared

Whatโ€™s a chalk boardโ€™s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

Whatโ€™s a tornadoโ€™s favorite game?
-Twister.

Why was the fraction afraid to marry the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

Why was WWI so quick?
-Because they were Russian.

What Do You Call a Teacher Without Students?
-Happy.

Where do hippos go to college?
-Hippocampus

The past, present and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

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