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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2022

You know what seems odd to me?
-Numbers that can’t be divided by two.

Two elves walk into a bar.
-The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why was the broom late for school?
-He overswept.

Two guys walk into a bar. The first says he’ll have some H2O.
– The second says he’ll have some H2O2. He died.

What do you call friends who love math?
-Algebros.

Why did the pioneers cross America in covered wagons?
– They didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train!

What’s the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?
-What’s the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?

A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, “Would you like to sit at the bar?”
– The red cell replied, “No, thanks. I’ll just circulate.”

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of dancing?
-Square dancing?

Why was school so much easier for cave people?
-They didn’t have any history to learn.

Never trust a math teacher with graph paper in their hands.
– They’re plotting something.

What’s a car’s favorite section in the library?
-Autobiographies.

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