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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2024

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
-One wags its tail and the other tags a whale.

Why was the geometry class so tired?
-They were all out of shape.

Civil War jokes?
-I General Lee don’t find them funny.

Not all math puns are bad.
– Just sum.

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

What do you call a teacher who forgets to take attendance?
– Absent-minded.

Did you hear about the mathematicians who’s afraid of negative numbers?
-He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter
-you must capitalize on it.

I’ll always encourage you to follow your dreams.
– But, I’ll never let you sleep in class.

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-It already had a million degrees.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

How was the Roman Empire divided?
-With a pair of Caesars.

Why did I divide sin by tan?
-Just cos.

I’m assigning three chapters this weekend.
– Go ahead and tell your friends that you’re “booked.”

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
– Expla-nation.

Why couldn’t the number four get into the club?
-Because he was too square.

When writing
– always avoid cliches like the plague.

Why was the student’s report card all wet?
-It was below C level.

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