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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2022

Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
– Probably.

What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen?
– The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

What is the Great Depression?
-When you get a bad report card.

How do you know Saturn was married more than once?
– Because it has a lot of rings.

Why did the geometry teacher miss school?
– She sprained her angle.

You know who can really get a party started?
– Lenin.

Not all math puns are bad.
-Just sum.

What does a book do to get thinner?
-Have its appendix removed.

What do you call a teacher without students?
-Broke. (Oh, wait…)

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
-Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

. Don’t believe books save lives?
-Dinosaurs didn’t read. Now they’re extinct.

What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
-Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first and last letters.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
-One wags its tail and the other tags a whale.

Why was the geometry class so tired?
-They were all out of shape.

Civil War jokes?
-I General Lee don’t find them funny.

Not all math puns are bad.
– Just sum.

Why are writers always cold?
-They’re surrounded by drafts.

What do you call a teacher who forgets to take attendance?
– Absent-minded.

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