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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2024

How did Mario feel after getting a kiss from the princess?
– Peachy.

What’s Mario’s favorite search engine?
– Yahoo!

How to Koopas communicate?
– They use a Shell-phone!

Why couldn’t Toad put a pool table in his house?
– It took up too mush-room.

What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf?
– A toad stool.

EA is releasing a new Mario game!
– it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

So Mario is talking to Luigi.
– “So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it’s a not you, it’s a me! Mario!”

Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
– To give him a boo-boo.

What is Mario’s favorite state?
– Luigiana

(My niece told me this joke last night)

What does Bowser and the desert level have in common?
– Both have angry suns.

What basketball team do Koopas cheer for?
– The Shelltics.

How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
– With web Bowsers.

Why did Mario storm to the White House?
– Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was IN PEACH !!!

Have you ever heard the music for Super Mario Galaxy?
– It’s out of this world.

Why did Luigi say to the Koopa on the cloud?
– Look at you! (Lakitu)

Mario failed his online course
– Because of his Internet Bowser

What dessert do they serve in Super Mario Bros?
– Princess Peach Pie

When is Mario’s birthday?
– MAR10.

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