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Super Mario jokes 🍄 in 2022

How to Koopas communicate?
– They use a Shell-phone!

What’s Mario’s favorite search engine?
– Yahoo!

Why did Luigi say to the Koopa on the cloud?
– Look at you! (Lakitu)

So Mario is talking to Luigi.
– “So I breka up with tha princess last night. But I told her, it’s a not you, it’s a me! Mario!”

Why did Mario storm to the White House?
– Because someone wrongly told him that Trump was IN PEACH !!!

How did Mario feel after getting a kiss from the princess?
– Peachy.

What is the Super Mario’s favourite snack?
– Banana-nana-nana

What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf?
– A toad stool.

How do you describe a koopa troopa birthday party?
– It’s always a big shellabration.

What is Mario’s favorite state?
– Luigiana

(My niece told me this joke last night)

What basketball team do Koopas cheer for?
– The Shelltics.

What does Mario use to contact his dead relatives?
– A Luigi board

What dessert do they serve in Super Mario Bros?
– Princess Peach Pie

When is Mario’s birthday?
– MAR10.

Why is Toad invited to every party?
– Because he’s a Fun-gi.

EA is releasing a new Mario game!
– it’s called Pay-Per-Mario.

Fastest car in Mario?
– Is A Mini Koopa.

Where does Lakitu store his digital photos?
– In the cloud.

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