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Super Mario jokes ๐Ÿ„ in 2021

When is Marioโ€™s birthday?
– MAR10.

How did Mario feel after getting a kiss from the princess?
– Peachy.

How does mario break up with peach
– Itโ€™s not you, itโ€™s a me mario

What is Warts favorite game during recess?
– Hop-scotch.

One night mario woke up to find daisy in bed with him
– Now that’s what I call a nintendo switch

I love Toad from Super Mario
you know, the little guy with the mushroom head. He always made me laugh.
He’s a real fungi.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?
– Denim Denim Denim. Denim Denim Denimโ€ฆ

A Fatherโ€™s Day joke my 8 year old son made up for me today – Why are you so special to Mario?
– Youโ€™re the first 1-up in the morning!

What are Mario’s pants made out of?
– Denim denim denim

Which band is a favorite of King Koopa?
– Sha Na Na โ€“ because of Bowser!

What did Super Mario’s French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for “friend”?
– It’s *ami*, Mario!

How does Super Mario get drunk?
– With some Boos

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