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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2023

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling jokes? A “laughing stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing magic tricks? A “broc-cadabra.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always dancing? A “disco-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing stand-up comedy? A “joke-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli win the race? It had a “head” start.

Why did the broccoli go to the party? To “stalk” to all the other vegetables.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always painting? A “brocco-artist.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling ghost stories? A “spook-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the therapist? It was feeling “floret” about its life choices.

Why did the broccoli go to the barber? To get a “broc-cut.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always watching TV? A “floret” couch potato.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always reading the news? A “current-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the optometrist? It had “stems” in its eyes.

Why did the broccoli go to the tailor? To get its “stalks” measured for a suit.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always shopping? A “fashionista floret.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing puzzles? A “brainteaser broc.”

Why did the broccoli refuse to be in the salad with the other vegetables? It didn’t want to “leaf” anyone out.

Why did the broccoli go to the farm? To “stalk” up on fresh air.

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