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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2023

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling jokes? A “laughing stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing magic tricks? A “broc-cadabra.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always in a hurry? A “rush-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always swimming? A “stroke-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the library? To “stalk” up on books.

Why did the broccoli go to the zoo? To see the “broc-odile.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always on the go? A “stalk” broker.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always driving fast? A “speedy stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing Sudoku puzzles? A “logic-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli get in trouble at school? It kept trying to “cauli” out sick.

Why did the broccoli go to the park? To “stalk” to the other vegetables.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always dancing? A “disco-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing stand-up comedy? A “joke-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli win the race? It had a “head” start.

Why did the broccoli go to the party? To “stalk” to all the other vegetables.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always painting? A “brocco-artist.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling ghost stories? A “spook-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the therapist? It was feeling “floret” about its life choices.

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