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Broccoli jokes 🥦 in 2024

What do you call a broccoli that’s always telling jokes? A “laughing stalk.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing magic tricks? A “broc-cadabra.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always singing? A “croon-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing crossword puzzles? A “brainteaser broccoli.”

Why did the broccoli break up with the carrot? Because it was too clingy.

Why did the broccoli go to the beach? To “stalk” up on Vitamin D.

Why did the broccoli go to the library? To “stalk” up on knowledge.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always taking selfies? A “photogenic floret.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing tennis? A “racket-oli.”

Why did the broccoli go to the bank? To “stalk” up on cash.

Why did the broccoli go to the orchestra? To listen to the “broc-and-roll” music.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves broccoli? A “broccolisaurus.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always playing chess? A “check-mate-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing pottery? A “clay-stalk.”

Why did the broccoli go to the doctor? It had a case of “veg-itis.”

Why did the broccoli go to the beauty salon? To get its “stalks” styled.

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing yoga? A “namaste-oli.”

What do you call a broccoli that’s always doing science experiments? A “lab-oli.”

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