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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2022

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What happened when the computer geeks met?
– It was love at first site

What do a computer and a shark have in common?
– They both have megabites

Me: Sorry for being late, I was having some computer issues.
-Boss: Hard drive?

Me: No, the commute was fine. It was my laptop.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98,
– ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
-It was afraid of the mouse

Why was Stalin’s computer so slow?
-It was on a five year plan

Who chases computer criminals?
-A hacker-tracker

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
-I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.

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