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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2024

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

I’m teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science
-Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

What does an aggressive computer dinosaur do?
-An aggressive computer dinosaur goes **.rar** to assert its dominance

My computer and air conditioner have something in common.
-They both lose efficiency whenever i open the Windows.

What happens if someone throws a computer at you?
-It mega hurts…

I’ll leave now sorry

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

What did the spider do on the computer?
-In the Peasant Park.

A computer walks into a bar
-When the bartender asks how many drinks he wants, the computer holds up three fingers.
“I’ll take 7.”

I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
-There’s no files on me.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
-Because it was looking for a byte to eat

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
– Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them.

Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
-So it could surf the web

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