Computer Jokes ๐Ÿ’ป in 2021

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

How do you make a Holy Computer?
-You upgrade the hell out of it!

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

Whatโ€™s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer heโ€™s hooked up to?
-The computer runs.

My boss calls me “the computer”
-Nothing to do with intelligence,
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes

Difference between computers and woman
-Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Where do computers go to dance?
-The disk-o

What OS do Jedi run their computers on?
-The DagobahSystem.

What are Russian computers best for?

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory.
-Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
-To keep an eye on the mouse

Why can’t a computer play tennis?
-server unavailable


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