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Computer Jokes ๐Ÿ’ป in 2021

What is a robotโ€™s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

I started a band called 999 megabytesโ€ฆ
-we still havenโ€™t gotten a gig

What is the most commonly used computer programming language?
– Profanity.

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

I was drinking beer at the computer and spilled a whole can on my keyboard..
-RIP.
We had some good times..

Good thing I had another one in the fridge.

Whatโ€™s a computer geekโ€™s favorite snack?
-Microchips

I asked my mom why computers are so smart
-Mom: because they listen to their motherboards!

Sharing for my 70 yr old mother. Why are computers so smart?
-Because they listen to their motherboards.

what do you call a creepy IT teacherโ€ฆ
– a PDF file

Whatโ€™s the best way to learn about computers?
-Bit by bit

Al Gore and a computer scientist started a band.
-The Al Gore Rhythms

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