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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2023

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What happens if someone throws a computer at you?
-It mega hurts…

I’ll leave now sorry

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

I’m teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science
-Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

What does an aggressive computer dinosaur do?
-An aggressive computer dinosaur goes **.rar** to assert its dominance

My computer and air conditioner have something in common.
-They both lose efficiency whenever i open the Windows.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
-A machine that has a bark worse than its byte

what’s the difference between my computer and Paul walker.
-I care when my computer crashes.

What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
-You spend too much time on the web

I wonder why Microsoft has opened an office inside my computer.
-These predatory businesses are getting out of hand.

A little computer humor
-There’s no place like

I started a band called 999 megabytes…
-we still haven’t gotten a gig

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