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Computer Jokes 💻 in 2024

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
-Because they had a connection

Where do computers keep their money?
– In a data bank

What do you call a computer superhero?
-A Screen Saver

What is a robot’s favorite snack?
-Computer chips

Why was the computer so angry?
– Because it had a chip on its shoulder

What does an aggressive computer dinosaur do?
-An aggressive computer dinosaur goes **.rar** to assert its dominance

My computer and air conditioner have something in common.
-They both lose efficiency whenever i open the Windows.

What happens if someone throws a computer at you?
-It mega hurts…

I’ll leave now sorry

Why did the computer cross the road?
-It was programmed by the chicken

What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
-A Macintosh

Why were older computers heavier?
-Because they used a FAT file system!

I’m teaching my white blood cells math and my red blood cells computer science
-Once they become STEM cells I am hoping to regrow a finger.

Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
-So it could surf the web

How big do computers like their snacks?
-Byte sized

How do you make a computer say ‘5’?
-You’ll figure it out. It’s Programming Binary 101.

What does a baby computer call his father?

What type of computer does Ronald McDonald use?
-A big mac

Why was Harry Potter such a good computer programmer?
-Because he spoke python.


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