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Hairline jokes in 2023

I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

Your hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?
– Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.

My hairline is like the French Army…
– It’s been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway

What is the kind of hair that loves going on vacation on different beaches of the country?
– The wavy hair!

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.

What did the barber say when he shaved someone’s thick hair?
– He said, “Hair comes trouble!”

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline…
– We go way back.

Why did the barber come first in the race to finish cutting hair the fastest?
– This was because he had taken a short cut!

I don’t want to say my wife’s scalp is thinning out, but with a hairline that wide somebody will be able to drive a truck down the middle and not touch either side.

What happened when the barber cleaned his shop?
– The barber felt a breath of fresh hair!

Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My pet rock has a receding hairline
– He’s a little boulder

Why do all types of bees in the world have hair that is sticky?
– This is because they always honeycomb their hair!

What did the barber use when his shop got flooded during the monsoon?
– He used the hairdryer!

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
– Goddamn mail pattern baldness…

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