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Hairline jokes in 2022

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

How do lice fly home for Christmas?
– American Hairlines

How did the one hair propose to the other?
– It proposed by saying, “I love you unconditionally!”

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

What did the old man with a dozen short hairs on his head tell the barber?
– He asked the barber to highlight them!

Your forehead looks like it’s plotting the eventual takeover of the rest of your face.

My hairline is like the French Army…
– It’s been ordered not to retreat, but nature is taking its course anyway

What is the kind of hair that loves going on vacation on different beaches of the country?
– The wavy hair!

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.

What did the barber say when he shaved someone’s thick hair?
– He said, “Hair comes trouble!”

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline…
– We go way back.

Why did the barber come first in the race to finish cutting hair the fastest?
– This was because he had taken a short cut!

I don’t want to say my wife’s scalp is thinning out, but with a hairline that wide somebody will be able to drive a truck down the middle and not touch either side.

What happened when the barber cleaned his shop?
– The barber felt a breath of fresh hair!

Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My pet rock has a receding hairline
– He’s a little boulder

Why do all types of bees in the world have hair that is sticky?
– This is because they always honeycomb their hair!

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