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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2023

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
– He was a little husky

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

Not stupid joke at all involves no puns………
– There was a bamboo stalk and a corn stalk who lived in the same neighborhood. The corn didn’t really know the bamboo but the bamboo liked to watch the corn and sometimes follow him. The bamboo sometimes said “Sup my HUSKY bro”. One day the corn turns around and yells at the bamboo, “STOP STALKING ME”.

Wasn’t that CORNY. Sorry if that was CORNfusing. I don’t want you leaving saying “Aw SHUCKS”. tehehehehhe ill stop fine.

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite type of dog?
– A Husky (hint: corn grows on husks)

I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.
All I said was,
– “Hey, you’re getting a little husky.”

How many Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?
– Light bulb?! I ate the light bulb. Oh, and the lamp! …and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?
– He’s doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

What is a Husky’s favorite food for breakfast?
– Woofles

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

I used to have a border collie…
…then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

A Husky brings back an unusual stick to his owner…

Master: Hey, what do you have over there?

Husky: Bark

Master: Bark? Well, where did this unusual bark come from?

Husky: Ruff

Master: The roof? How did you even get up there?

Husky: I used a ladder.

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

I told the corn he wasn’t fat, just a little husky.
– He didn’t know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.

My dog got a sex change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music
– He’s now my Trans-Siberian Husky

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