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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2024

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
– He was a little husky

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?
– When the husky falls over

I’m not saying my neighbor’s dog is fat
– But she’s more than a little husky.

Why wasn’t the puppy able to pull the sled?
– He was a little husky

What do you call a Husky that loves to swim?
– A subwoofer

The German Shepherd said that God had blessed them as the most superior dog breed.
The Labrador Retriever quickly snapped and responded, “God said Labs are the absolute best dogs!”
The Husky turned around and asked, “I said what?”

People who talk to their dogs are just plain stupid…
– Saw a couple today talking to their husky. Intelligent dog, don’t get me wrong, but do they seriously think he understands everything he is told? I came home and told my cat all about it, we laughed our asses off!

I should put my dog on a diet…
– He is getting a little husky

After coming back from the animal shelter…

Friend: Did you adopt a dog?

Me: Yep.

Friend: What dog?

Me: Husky

Friend: (In a low voice) what dog did you get?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?
– He’s doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

A husky, a pitbull, and a chihuahua are all fighting over a poodle.
Poodle says: “I’ll only choose the mate who can use the words ‘Liver’ and ‘Cheese’ in one sentence…”

Husky: “Well that’s easy, I love liver and I love cheese!”

Poodle: “That’s not gonna work”

Pitbull: “I hate liver and I hate cheese!”

Poodle: “…No”

Chihuahua: “LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE!”

Did you hear about the Husky that can retrieve a ball from 5 miles away?
– No way, that’s im-paw-ssible.

A blind man walks into a bar
– After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind guy says, Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.

What’s a corn farmer’s favorite type of dog?
– A Husky (hint: corn grows on husks)

A bit of corn tries to get into heaven
St Peter asks
“what was your job?”
“I was a Kernel before I got popped” it answers.
“in what army?” st Peter asks
And the corn answers in a husky voice: “the one that stalks maizes and takes ears”.

I’m not sorry, just a little corny.

What do you call a black eskimo dog?
– A dusky husky

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