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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2022

My wife slapped me after I told her i’d get her a puppy for Christmas. I really thought she’d be more excited when I told her she’s getting a little husky.

What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side?
– A little husky.

What do you call a chubby puppy?
– Husky

My Husky can speak back to me!
– I asked him what was on top of the house and he said “roof!”

What kind of dog likes corn?
– A Husky

What kind of dog loves using the internet?
– A Cyber-ian Husky

I’m not saying my neighbor’s dog is fat
– But she’s more than a little husky.

3 dogs met at the park
The Husky mentioned that God has blessed Huskies as the superior breed.
The Rottweiler snapped quickly and replied that God said Rottweilers are the absolute best!
The German Sheppard turned and asked, I said what ?

How many Huskies does it take to change a light bulb?
– My Husky: Light bulb?! I ate the light bulb. Oh, and the lamp! …and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
– She was a little husky.

I was concerned about my dogs weight so I took them to a vet
– Turns out their just a little husky

My Husky has a bad illness…
Me: What happened?
Friend: He has Irritable Howl Syndrome.

My dog is fat
– If he weren’t a king charles spaniel, he’d be a little husky

What do you call a Husky that loves to swim?
– A subwoofer.

I used to have a border collie…
…then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

All puppies shucking corn…..
– Are a litlle Husky… It’s a gosh darn corn joke. I am a God!

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

A customer’s corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky.
– She stared at me blankly. Something must’ve been wrong with her ears.

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