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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2024

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
– He was a little husky

How do you get an Alaskan flat tire?
– When the husky falls over

I’m not saying my neighbor’s dog is fat
– But she’s more than a little husky.

Why wasn’t the puppy able to pull the sled?
– He was a little husky

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy?
– He’s doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.

What is a Husky’s favorite food for breakfast?
– Woofles

My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast.
– He’s a little Husky.

I used to have a border collie…
…then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.

A Husky brings back an unusual stick to his owner…

Master: Hey, what do you have over there?

Husky: Bark

Master: Bark? Well, where did this unusual bark come from?

Husky: Ruff

Master: The roof? How did you even get up there?

Husky: I used a ladder.

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

I told the corn he wasn’t fat, just a little husky.
– He didn’t know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.

My dog got a sex change and joined a successful band that plays Christmas music
– He’s now my Trans-Siberian Husky

What’s a corn farmers favorite kind of dog
– A Husky

My friends keep calling my new puppy fat…
– But he’s really not.. He’s just a little husky

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