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Husky jokes 🐺 in 2023

Why are Huskies and trees similar?
– They both lose their barks after they pass away.

Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door?
– He was a little husky

I asked my dog last night what he was doing outside the house. He told me that he couldn’t find his hus-key (house key).

Why wasn’t the puppy able to pull the sled?
– He was a little husky

While on my stroll through the park I saw a couple talking to their husky. Don’t get me wrong, they’re intelligent dogs. But do they actually think he understands anything? I came home and told my cat all about it and we laughed it off!

A customer’s corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky.
– She stared at me blankly. Something must’ve been wrong with her ears.

What do you call a husky puppy who can’t stop eating?
– A little husky.

What is a Husky’s favorite food for breakfast?
– Woofles

What kind of dog loves the internet?
– A cyber-ian husky!

Did you hear about the Husky that can retrieve a ball from 5 miles away?
– No way, that’s im-paw-ssible.

My wife slapped me when I told her I’m buying her a puppy for Christmas.
– I thought she’d be excited to hear that she’s getting a little husky…

Last night my dog wasn’t able to get inside the house.
– When I asked him about it, he told me he couldn’t find his husky.

Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?
– She was a little husky.

What do you call a black eskimo dog?
– A dusky husky

“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
“An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy … do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No … not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times”…

Me: What kind of dog you got? Him: Husky
– Me (in a lower voice): What kind of dog you got?

An Iditerod racer took a sled dog to the vet. “He’s acting very strange,” said the dog owner. “He encourages the other dogs to hump him. Other than that, he’s perfectly normal and a great musher. Should I be worried?”
– “Not at all,” said the vet. “He just identifies as female. What you have here is a Trans Siberian Husky.”

Last night I asked my dog why he was outside our house.
– He said he couldn’t find his husky.

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