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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2023

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

With imagination, you can be anything you want.
– Spongebob

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said “Sorry About the Scabies.”

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

Cred: Spongebob, my role model

Why is the show called SpongeBob…
when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher

When SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.
4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don’t know where plankton is.

That time SpongeBob was not so innocently watching TV, and then Gary entered the room and SpongeBob nervously changed the channel.

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.
Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

Question, why spongebob have many holes
Answer: coz squidward have 6 tentacles

SpongeBob: “I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.”
– Patrick: “Yeah, we need some gloves.”

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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