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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2024

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Those times SpongeBob kept asking, “Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.
Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

That time SpongeBob gave Patrick a cake that literally said “Sorry About the Scabies.”

With imagination, you can be anything you want.
– Spongebob

Why is the show called SpongeBob…
when Patrick is the star. Hurr-durr. Tee-hee.

When Squidward felt guilty that SpongeBob gave him a Christmas present after he had refused to write a letter to Santa.

Mr. Krabs: Take that filthy pile of trash with you.
– Spongebob: You shouldn’t talk about Squidward like that

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down three miles from a blood bank?
A cab

Cred: Spongebob, my role model

Seems like ISIS has a new driving teacher

When SpongeBob failed his driver’s license test and then told Mrs. Puff, “See you next Tuesday!”

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.
4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don’t know where plankton is.

That time SpongeBob was not so innocently watching TV, and then Gary entered the room and SpongeBob nervously changed the channel.

Question, why spongebob have many holes
Answer: coz squidward have 6 tentacles

SpongeBob: “I don’t think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.”
– Patrick: “Yeah, we need some gloves.”

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