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Spongebob Jokes ๐Ÿงฝ in 2021

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

Mr. Krabs: Take that filthy pile of trash with you.
– Spongebob: You shouldnโ€™t talk about Squidward like that

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

That time SpongeBob told Patrick his โ€œgeniusโ€ was showing, and Patrick immediately covered his crotch in embarrassment.

“What is Plankton’s grandma’s favorite type of pudding?”
“Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!”

Any time SpongeBob and Patrick got “ice cream wasted” at Goofy Gooberโ€™s

Spongebob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be?
– Patrick: Umโ€ฆ more time for thinking.

What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governer?
A goobernatorial election.

When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBobโ€™s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen

We finally found the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty!
Spongebob’s been putting mayo in ’em!

When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

Spongebob: โ€œRun Mr. Krabs! Run like youโ€™re not in a coma!โ€

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