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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2022

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

Spongebob: Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said.

Where should Spongebob fans go in the hospital?
The Squid-ward

SpongeBob: “I don’t know how to say it, but our old pal Squidward … He’s … He’s…He’s pushing up daisies!”
– Patrick: “Oh, I thought he was dead.”

What’s SpongeBob’s worst personality trait?
He’s way too self-absorbent

That time SpongeBob basically asked Kevin, the leader of the Jellyspotters, to ~punish~ him.

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.
Killed him with A Sharp Instrument.

Strange looking balloon SpongeBob has there.

When Mr. Krabs flushed Plankton down the toilet after he tried stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula
— and then decided to follow up with an extra ~surprise~.

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