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Spongebob Jokes 🧽 in 2022

Why is Spongebob the main character…
…when Patrick’s the star?

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?
– Spongebob: Gee Patrick, it seems you would care a lot about stupid stars considering you ARE one!

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid’s show
A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

Why can’t Spongebob make the honor roll?
Because he’s a C sponge!

What would you call it if SpongeBob ran for governer?
A goobernatorial election.

When this random fish named Scooter mistook SpongeBob’s pet seahorse Mystery for a kiddie ride and inserted a coin into some ~coin slot~ offscreen

We finally found the secret ingredient for the Krabby Patty!
Spongebob’s been putting mayo in ’em!

When SpongeBob suggestively said bye to Squidward TWICE.

Spongebob: “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

That time Sandy fought a French fish named “the Tickler” — a reference to a type of condom called a French Tickler.

Why couldn’t Spongebob get a mortgage?
Because his house was underwater.

The fact that Sandy’s name is, well, Sandy Cheeks

Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.
– Spongebob

Did you hear about the Spongebob and Jojo crossover?
Everyone’s favourite part was when plankton said, “You thought it was plankton, but it was me, copepodio!”

When SpongeBob asked his classmate how to organize his pencils, and his classmate basically told him to shove it

Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?
Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs

And, HELLO, the fact that they live somewhere called Bikini Bottom!!!

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.
– Patrick Star

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