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Superman Jokes 🦸‍♂️ in 2023

Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?
-He’s an Action Comic.

What does Superman use to eat cereal?
-A Super bowl

How do you reveal Supermans identity?
-You Kent

The only weakness Superman has on the internet is..

Where would Superman’s family live on a vacation?
-Host – EL

TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.
-He had a narrow S cape. Flash.

What do Superman put in his lemonade?
-Just ice.

Who’s the better businessman: Superman or Batman?
-It’s Superman of course, or have you ever heard about a batmarket?

When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
-The man of Squeal.

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?
-Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite…

“Hey Superman, are you a part of a gang?”
-“Several, actually, depending on the day. I’m a kryptonight.”

Why does superman wear tight shirt?
-Because it’s sized “S”

– I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brother to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
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Everyone knows that Superman’s Dad is Jor-El, but his germophobic uncle is relatively unknown.

When does Superman sleep?
-At Krypto-night.

Did you hear that Superman is going out with a woman who swallows jewellery?
-I don’t know what he sees in her.

Superman initially flew with his right arm outstretched and his left hand at his hip. Later he started flying with both arms out.
-He switched from manual to auto.

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