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Superman Jokes 🦸‍♂️ in 2023

How do you reveal Supermans identity?
-You Kent

What does Superman use to eat cereal?
-A Super bowl

Why does Superman tell jokes while he runs?
-He’s an Action Comic.

What is Superman’s favorite candy?
-Clark Bars.

If Batman and Superman had a baby, what would it be?

Why won’t superman invest in Bitcoin?
-Because his weakness is krypto

What’s Superman’s favorite workout?

Was Superman a Blood or a Crip?
-Both, he was a blood by day and a Kryptonite

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?
-Because he is a Supperhero.

Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?
-He’s afraid of krypto-night.

Superman and Chuck Norris once agreed to a fight.
-The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants for the rest of their life

Why does superman always get invited to dinner?
-Because he’s a supperhero

Why is it so easy for Superman to jump higher than tall buildings?
-Because buildings can’t jump.

Co-worker asked me, “If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?”
-“Your parents when you move out.”

Why can nobody catch Superman?
-Because he always has a great “S” cape.

I’ve been training to become the next Superman.
– My progress is slowly but surely improving.
i just gotta get used to wearing my underwear over my pants.

What’s the Mummy’s plan to destroy Superman?
-He’s going to lure him into the crypt tonight.

What is baby superman afraid of?
-His crib-tonyte

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