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Superman Jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2021

What do you get when you cross a pig and Superman?
-The man of Squeal.

What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common?
-Neither one of them want to see a Kryptoniteโ€ฆ

“Hey Superman, are you a part of a gang?”
-“Several, actually, depending on the day. I’m a kryptonight.”

What does Superman use to eat cereal?
-A Super bowl

Why does superman wear tight shirt?
-Because it’s sized “S”

BLACK SUPERMAN
– I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brother to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
Credits:Someones Tweet

Everyone knows that Supermanโ€™s Dad is Jor-El, but his germophobic uncle is relatively unknown.
-Pur-El.

When does Superman sleep?
-At Krypto-night.

Did you hear that Superman is going out with a woman who swallows jewellery?
-I don’t know what he sees in her.

Superman initially flew with his right arm outstretched and his left hand at his hip. Later he started flying with both arms out.
-He switched from manual to auto.

Where did Superman go to college?
– Kent State.

Deadpool interviewing superman after that mustache cover up in Justice League
-“Hey, blue spandex, excuse me but I moustache ask you a question or should I shave it for later?”
Credit : YouTube comment by Zyle Williams.

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