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Superman Jokes ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ in 2021

They called this one inmate in prison Superman
-Yeah, you can say with all the time he was doing for burglary and larceny, that he was the “man of steal.”

What is it called when Batman and Superman challenge each other to a race?
-A Marthaon

I went to a Superman themed party.
-But I had to leave early because there was a massive queue for the cloakroom.

How did Superman fix the broken bridge?
-A lot of Super Glue

Did you hear of the Indigenous Superman?
-Before taking off, he could be heard saying, โ€œUp, up, anyway…โ€

I invited Superman to a funeral this evening…
-But he said he was feeling weak so he didn’t want to go to the crypt tonight.

The flash, Batman, and Superman create a standup group. Can you guess what theyโ€™re called?
– The DC Comics

What kind of home does Superman live in?
-A Supermansion.

SUPERMAN: my nemesis is a billionaire who uses his riches to pursue his personal vendettas instead of helping people on a global scale.
-**BATMAN:** *[shifts uncomfortably in his chair]*

Why does Superman only daytrade bitcoin?
-Because he canโ€™t go near [email protected]

What does Superman like even more than New Yearโ€™s Eves?
-Christopher-eves.

Who is faster? Superman or the flash?
-Umm. The cameraman?…

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