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It’s So Cold Jokes ๐Ÿฅถ in 2021

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

It was so cold . . .
-Grandpaโ€™s teeth were chattering – in the glass!

Itโ€™s so cold here but I love it
-thereโ€™s snow place like home.

It was so cold…
-e-mail was almost useless. It’s hard to understand a message when it’s typed while wearing three pairs of heavy woolen mittens.

It’s so cold outside…
-…the local flasher just described himself to me

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