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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2024

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

It’s so cold outside..
-You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

It was so cold . . .
– we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!

It is so cold outside
-that even time has frozen!

It is so cold outside
-that I was breathing out snowflakes!

It’s so cold
-we didn’t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

It is so cold outside
-that even the snowmen are wearing sweaters!

It was so cold . . .
-Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

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