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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2023

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

It was so cold . . .
-Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass!

It’s so cold here but I love it
-there’s snow place like home.

It was so cold…
-e-mail was almost useless. It’s hard to understand a message when it’s typed while wearing three pairs of heavy woolen mittens.

It’s so cold outside…
-…the local flasher just described himself to me

It was so cold . . .
-Playboy magazine stopped publishing because no women would take their clothes off.

When the cannibal was late for dinner
– he got the cold shoulder.

It is so cold today that while coming to the band performance
-Axel Froze!

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