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It’s So Cold Jokes ๐Ÿฅถ in 2021

It was so cold . . .
-we had to stop eating with metal cutlery. Some people walked around for days with spoons or forks stuck to their tongues!

What kind of topping would you get on your dessert in the cold weather?
-You would get icing on the cake!

What should you call the famous survivalist during cold weather?
-You should call him Brrrrrr Grrrrryllssss!

It was so cold . . .
-the dogs were wearing cats!

Itโ€™s so cold that my thermometer goes down to
-are you serious?โ€

It was so cold…
-the anticipation of waiting for my ketchup to come out of the bottle lasted three months.

It’s so cold outside..
-You could rob me with a bucket of water right now!!

It was so cold . . .
– we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddled inside it to warm up!

It is so cold outside
-that even time has frozen!

It is so cold outside
-that I was breathing out snowflakes!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

Itโ€™s so cold
-we didnโ€™t clean the house, we just defrosted it.

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