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It’s So Cold Jokes 🥶 in 2022

It’s so cold…
-Harvey Weinstein is keeping his hands to himself.

It’s so cold outside…
-I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but we only got two chords.

It was so cold…
-every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted – including the boxes!

It was so cold…
-hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

It’ so cold
-I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

It was so cold . . .
-the rats were bribing the alley cats for a snuggle.

Why is the letter B so cold?
-Because it’s between the AC.

It was so cold . . .
-terrorists started to stockpile weapons-grade hot chocolate!

It was so cold back last winter,
-Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick.

It was so cold . . .
-we had to carry around hammers and chisels so we could get out of our parkas!

It’s so cold outside…
-even the ATM shows minus.

It was so cold . . .
-the dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits – just to get them running!

A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says,
– “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

What do you call a cold crocodile in winter?
– A refrigergator.

Why is slippery ice in freezing weather just like a music sheet that you practice?
– Because if you don’t C sharp, you will B flat.

What does the Eskimo use in cold weather to seal his house?
-They use the i-glues!

What kind of beverage should we have during the cold weather?
-We should have a fros-tea!

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