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Shrimp jokes 🦐 in 2024

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be creative? A shrimp-tivist.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be trendy? A hip-pede.

Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the shell station.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a dance competition? It was surrounded by ballroom shrimp.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always taking risks? A gambler-ade.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be fancy? A posh-pede.

Why did the shrimp go to the dentist? It had a shrimp-ache.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in a fantasy world? It saw a mermaid swimming by.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always grumpy? A crabby-pede.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always studying? A book-worm shrimp.

Why did the shrimp feel like it was in the wrong place? It was supposed to be in the shrimp cocktail.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had a shrimp signal to call for help.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always complaining? A prawn-er.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be tough? A rough-pede.

Why did the shrimp get a ticket? It was caught speeding in a school of fish.

Why did the shrimp feel like a superhero? It had a shrimp cape.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always trying to be funny? A shrimp-comedian.

What do you call a shrimp that’s always getting lost? A wander-pede.

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