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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2024

What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
– Mickey Moose

Why do moose have such big antlers?
– So they get better radio reception!

Two friends were walking in Canada when they saw some moose.
– “Look at that bunch of moose over there!” shouted one.
– “Herd,” said her friend.
– “Heard what?” asked the first lady.
– “Herd of moose.”
– “Of course I’ve heard of moose, how silly do you think I am?”

Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral?
– He lost a deer friend.

Why did the moose cross the road?
– To prove it wasn’t chicken.

What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree?
– Elk me!

What’s as big as a moose, as flat as a pancake and weighs nothing?
– The moose’s shadow.

Where do moose go to play computer games?
– The a-moose-ment arcade.

I was hit by a moose driving my motorcycle yesterday.
– How he managed to drive it is a mystery to me.

Did you hear about the moose who got caught cheating in her maths test?
– She was using a cow-culator.

What do you call a sleepy boy moose?
– A bull dozer.

Why did the moose get ignored by her friends?
– They hadn’t herd her say hello.

A wolf was out hunting in the forest. He caught a rabbit and a fox before a moose came wandering through. The wolf stood to one side.
– “You’re free to go,” he said.
– “How come you didn’t try to eat me?” asked the moose.
– “I’m on a non-deery diet,” said the wolf.

Trump and Pence go hunting.
– As they’re walking through the woods, they see an elk foraging on leaves.
– “Hey look, an elk” says Pence.
– “Fake moose” says Trump.

What did the moose say when he realised he got the spelling on his shop sign wrong?
– I’ve made a huge moose-take.

What do you get if you cross an elk with a hippo?
– A hippopotamoose.

I told my niece that I saw a moose on the way to work this morning
– She said, “How do you know he was on his way to work?”

Did you hear about the moose that came out of the national park and robbed a bank?
– He led the police on a wild moose chase.

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