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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2022

What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree?
– Elk me!

What brand of suitcase do moose use?
– Antler.

What happens when a moose gets cold?
– She gets the moose bumps.

What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others?
– Mussolini

Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral?
– He lost a deer friend.

Grandpa thought moose were falling from the sky.
– Gran looked out the window and sighed.
– “It’s just rein, deer,” she said.

What’s a Canadians favourite alcoholic beverage?
– A mi-moose-a!

What do you call a moose that plays piano?
– A moose-ician.

Why did the moose cross the road?
– To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie who?

I was very confused the other dah
– I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a “moose limb”. Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.

What’s as big as a moose, as flat as a pancake and weighs nothing?
– The moose’s shadow.

Scotsman on holiday: what’s yon beast over there?
Canadian: That’s a moose!
– Scotsman: Och, If that’s a moose, how big are your cats?

Did you hear that a moose sat on my car this morning?
– No way, you moose-d be kidding me.

A man wanted to hire a moose, so he put a chair under each hoof.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators
– Because we’re raised differently.

What do you call a moose who’s always late for work?
– Unrelia-bull.

Why wouldn’t the moose sign an autograph?
– He wanted to be anony-moose.

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