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Moose jokes 🦌 in 2022

What brand of suitcase do moose use?
– Antler.

What happens when a moose gets cold?
– She gets the moose bumps.

What do you call a moose with two legs shorter than the others?
– Mussolini

Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral?
– He lost a deer friend.

Grandpa thought moose were falling from the sky.
– Gran looked out the window and sighed.
– “It’s just rein, deer,” she said.

What’s a Canadians favourite alcoholic beverage?
– A mi-moose-a!

What do you call a moose that plays piano?
– A moose-ician.

Why did the moose cross the road?
– To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Carrie who?

I was very confused the other dah
– I was discussing religion with a man and he claimed to be a “moose limb”. Must be some kinda canadian thing I guess.

What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree?
– Elk me!

What’s as big as a moose, as flat as a pancake and weighs nothing?
– The moose’s shadow.

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