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Thursday jokes in 2023

What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

I only drink on days beginning with “T”
– Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

What is the best Tuesday motivation?
– Thinking that there is a taco, out there in the universe thinking of you too!

One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

How do you make a Tuesday better?
– You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things will happen to you.

Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on fridays?
– A one that died on Thursday…

Why would you call Tuesday 22nd in February 2022?
– A Two’s day full of 22/2/22.

My milk expires next thursday
– That means my milk has a date on Valentines Day, and I still don’t.

Let God guide you in your path today. He will provide you the strength that you need.

What did the weeks say to the boy when he was really worried about Tuesday?
– “Don’t worry, Friday is on its way”.

Why did the employee worry about his Friday being ruined?
– Because it was still Tuesday morning.

If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?

Why didn’t ‘Get up and Go’ arrive at the party on a Tuesday?
– Because he ‘Got up and Went’ somewhere else.

What do the French call a really bad Thursday?
– A Tra-jeudi!

Always think about positive thoughts so that you can move forward and be an inspiration to other people.

Why are Sundays stronger and more powerful than Tuesdays?
– Because Tuesday is just a weak-day.

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