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Thursday jokes in 2023

What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

What is the best Tuesday motivation?
– Thinking that there is a taco, out there in the universe thinking of you too!

One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

How do you make a Tuesday better?
– You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things will happen to you.

Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on fridays?
– A one that died on Thursday…

I only drink on days beginning with “T”
– Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

What sounds better than a ‘happy Monday’?
– A very ‘happy Tuesday’ indeed.

Why is a Tuesday morning not bad?
– Because it a sign that one has survived through the previous Monday morning!

It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?

Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays?
– You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you!

Last Thursday, Bob ran into the supermarket in a hurry.
– “Ouch!” he said, then continued on his way, making sure to run around the supermarket this time.

Why didn’t the eggs go to school after Tuesday?
– They were all eggs-hausted and were afraid of the following day – the Humpty day!

Friday just called – she’ll be here tomorrow, and she’s bringing the wine.

How do you mark the day when the baby chews food for the first time on Tuesday?
– You call it a ‘Chewsday’.

Why did the employee leave the office on a Tuesday morning?
– Because his boss said, ‘Have a good day’.

You have to value all the things that you have right now.

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