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Thursday jokes in 2024

What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things will happen to you.

How do you make a Tuesday better?
– You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.

Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on fridays?
– A one that died on Thursday…

I only drink on days beginning with “T”
– Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

What is the best Tuesday motivation?
– Thinking that there is a taco, out there in the universe thinking of you too!

Why didn’t the teacher read Tuesday morning news?
– Because she didn’t want additional Tuesday mournings.

I’ve decided I’ll be cremated.
– My appointment is 10am on Thursday.

How can people like Tuesday?
– By thinking that it is the farthest from the coming Monday.

What does Taco Tuesday say to Dunkin Donuts?
– I have fillings too.

A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. . . .
– Time to celebrate!

Why can’t the kids take a ferry to school on Tuesday?
– Because they have tuesday(to-use-da) roadway to reach the school.

Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week, and it’s still not over.

What do a Tuesday morning and a stress ball have in common?
– They both are less busy than a Monday morning.

My milk expires next thursday
– That means my milk has a date on Valentines Day, and I still don’t.

Let God guide you in your path today. He will provide you the strength that you need.

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