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Thursday jokes in 2022

What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

What is the best Tuesday motivation?
– Thinking that there is a taco, out there in the universe thinking of you too!

One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

How do you make a Tuesday better?
– You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things will happen to you.

Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on fridays?
– A one that died on Thursday…

I only drink on days beginning with “T”
– Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow

How many days did it take for Sunday to reach Wednesday?
– Twosday.

Why don’t people differentiate between Monday and Tuesday morning?
– Because for them Tuesday morning is just as similar to Mondays.

Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last.

Why do you often see fewer airplanes in the sky on Tuesday?
– Because after a long weekend, they’re supposed Tuesday grounded.

I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning.
– None of them turnip.

Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced?
– Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

Why couldn’t Tuesday have fun with his friends?
– Because he could never see the weekend from there.

What is the case of a bad Monday called on a Tuesday?
– It is just a pre-existing condition.

Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

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