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Thursday jokes in 2022

What do you do when Tuesday is standing outside your bathroom door?
– You let it sink in.

One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.

How do you make a Tuesday better?
– You can Choose(Tues)day and just go with it until Friday.

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things will happen to you.

Do you know what kind of bird doesn’t fly on fridays?
– A one that died on Thursday…

What is common between eggs and Tuesday?
– One can make a scrambled breakfast and the other can scramble your week.

Why are mints necessary for meals during Tuesday mornings?
– Because they back you up with an encourage-mint to reach the weekend.

Inspire others, give thanks and live in the moment every day of the week.

What does a clean Tuesday symbolize?
– A cluttered next weekend!

My cousin decided to try parkour, so he jumped off a single floor hotel. Anyway, to make a long story short
– would’ve helped. Funeral’s Thursday.

What is the worst day for a loaf of bread?
– It is a Toast Day!

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