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Margarita jokes ๐Ÿน in 2024

Why did the margarita go to the zoo? It wanted to “pour” over the animals!

What do you call a margarita that works out? A “healthy pour-tion”!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of hat? Anything with a “brim”!

Why did the margarita go to the circus? It loves the “high-spirits”!

Why did the margarita go to the pet store? It loves a “purr-fect” companion!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda, it’s “grate”!

Why did the margarita go to the beach? It wanted to catch some salt spray!

Why did the margarita go to a magic show? It loves a good “trick” and mix!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of bread? Anything with a “grain” of salt!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of soap? Anything with a “bubbly” personality!

Why did the margarita become a chef? It loves “mixing” ingredients!

What does a margarita say when itโ€™s ready? Let’s get this party “poured”!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of game? Anything with a “shake” of excitement!

Why did the margarita go to the bank? It wanted to open a “liquid” account!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of shoe? Slip-ons, they’re “stirred” not shaken!

Why did the margarita break up with the soda? It felt too “fizz-ical”!

Why did the margarita go to the moon? It wanted to experience “zero-gravity” mix!

What’s a margarita’s favorite type of flower? A bloomin’ onion!

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