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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

Why did the deer cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click, click, click.”

I want to start a deer breeding business
– but first I’m gonna need about 5000 bucks

Deer to be different!

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

I want to start a deer breeding business…
– But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.

How did Mozart hunt deer?
– With his Wolfgang.

Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
– The re-tail shop.

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