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Deer jokes ๐ŸฆŒ in 2021

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– โ€œI feel like a million bucks!โ€

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– โ€œI feel like a million bucks!โ€

Everyone knows you canโ€™t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santaโ€™s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, youโ€™re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– โ€œYou doe me!โ€

What do you call a deer with a doctorate degree?
– A hart surgeon.

Why doesnโ€™t Santa use reindeer milk in his morning coffee?
– Heโ€™s on a non-deery diet.

If you see a deer with out antlers acting crazy dont try to eat it without cooking it first.
– Everyone knows you cant eat raw kooky doe.

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– โ€œThat was deer-licious!โ€

Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?
– They were stalling.

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