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Deer jokes ๐ŸฆŒ in 2021

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– โ€œI feel like a million bucks!โ€

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– โ€œI feel like a million bucks!โ€

Whatโ€™s a deerโ€™s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business…
– It’s for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

What board game do deer families always play?
– Buck-gammon.

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentineโ€™s Day instead?
– Cupid.

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
– His nearest and deer-est friends.

How much does it cost to fly Santaโ€™s sleigh?
– About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.

I meet guy with a deer on the end of each arm
– He was bambidextrous

What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
– Truth-or-deer.

What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
– โ€œI hope it doesnโ€™t rain, deer!โ€

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
– Bombi.

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