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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately.
– I’m quite fawned of it.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
– Horn-aments.

A baby deer has been hanging around my house lately
– I’m quite fawned of it

What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
– “Good buck!”

Where do reindeer get their coffee?
– Starbucks.

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
– Beer nuts are always over a dollar, whereas deer nuts are always under a buck.

What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
– Sour doe.

How deer you!

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