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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2023

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
– Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
– Bombi.

What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
– A non-deery diet.

What do deer read to catch up on celeb gossip?
– Stag-azines.

What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?
– Sour doe.

Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
– They are so deer to her.

What did the deer say when she came out of the woods?
– “That’s the last time I do that for two bucks.”

Did Rudolph go to school?
– No, he was ‘elf’ taught.

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