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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2022

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

Why did the deer cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?
– “Click, click, click.”

I want to start a deer breeding business
– but first I’m gonna need about 5000 bucks

Deer to be different!

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?
– Truth or deer.

I want to start a deer breeding business…
– But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.

How did Mozart hunt deer?
– With his Wolfgang.

Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
– The re-tail shop.

What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
– Rings the deer bell.

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