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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2024

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

What do you call a deer with a doctorate degree?
– A hart surgeon.

Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his morning coffee?
– He’s on a non-deery diet.

If you see a deer with out antlers acting crazy dont try to eat it without cooking it first.
– Everyone knows you cant eat raw kooky doe.

Why were the reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?
– They were stalling.

I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business…
– It’s for anyone looking to make a quick buck.

What board game do deer families always play?
– Buck-gammon.

Which reindeer tries to fly around on Valentine’s Day instead?
– Cupid.

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
– His nearest and deer-est friends.

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