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Deer jokes 🦌 in 2025

What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
– “I feel like a million bucks!”

What’s a deer’s favorite game?
– Buckaroo!

Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.

What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
– Rude-olph.

Deer customer,
– You are a deer, get the hell out of here, you’re spreading your ticks everywhere, thank you.

Who did the deer invite to her birthday party?
– Her deerest friends.

What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
– “You doe me!”

What did the deer say after he finished eating?
– “That was deer-licious!”

Who puts money under the deer’s pillow?
– The hoof fairy.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
– Bamboo.

The #1 cause for accidents in Georgia is deer.
– Which is crazy to me since they can’t drive.

How do you let a deer know you like her?
– You fawn over her.

What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
– Fawn-due.

What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache?
– Elk-a-seltzer.

If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.

Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
– Olive, the other reindeer.

What do you call a pickled deer
– A dill doe

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