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Milk jokes 🥛🍼 in 2024

What happened when a cow won a huge lottery and landed his dream job?
– He milked the opportunity for all it was worth!

What happens when a bottle of milk starts living in the countryside?
– He becomes cottage cheese.

I went to a cheese making factory
They talked about a special kind of milk that they used that produced only curds.
I was like “no whey!!”

What do you call it when one cow spies on another cow?
– A steak-out.

Why was the dairy farmer asking for directions?
– He lost his whey!

What happened when the milk’s mother realized the milk was hiding in the freezer?
– According to her “I-screamed!”

Did you know: the cows with the sweetest, most delectable milk have a unique defensive mechanism?
– Horns!

How do you kill a glass of milk?
– You go for the JUGular.

I prefer to have my milk churned.
– It’s butter that way.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?
-Because the cow has the udder one.

What type of milk does a cow give when it is scorching hot outside?
– Powdered milk.

Why did the two cows not like each other?
– They had beef.

What do cows read in the morning?
– The moos-paper!

What do you call a cow who has no ears?
– It doesn’t matter, it is never going to hear you.

I don’t think that milk comes from cows
– My friends say I’m just in udder disbelief

Why does milk turn into yogurt when you take it to a museum
– Because it turns into cultured milk

Astronaut 1: “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
Astronaut 2: “In space no-one can. Here, use cream”

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
– Because they lactose.

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