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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2022

What’s more amazing than a talking wolf?
– A spelling bee.

Wolf down this joke fellows
-Knock knock
“Who’s there”
-“Howl”
“Howl who ?”
-“Howl you know unless you open the door ?”

We’ve been watching so much CNN that
– My kid thinks Anderson Cooper, Jake Tapper, Wolf Blitzer and John King are the founding fathers.

What do you call a sleeping wolf?
– An unawarewolf.

Who are cousins of the werewolf?
– What-wolf and When-wolf

“Teen Wolf” the Movie
– Just finished watching Teen Wolf. Again. All those kids cheering him on, but not one of them ever said, “Bite me!”

What did one wolf say to the other?
… Howl do you do.

What did Grendel’s girlfriend say when a dangerous canine started to approach them?
– Look out, bae! A wolf!

What do you call a wolf who gets lost?
– A where-wolf.

Why was the wolf named “Frost?”
– Because Frost-bites.

Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it’s descendant would be a pug
– That’s how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun

The Wolf of Wall Street broke the record for saying the f-word 506 times
– The previous record was held by my dad putting together a table from IKEA.

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