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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2022

What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
– He got ticks.

Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods…
– The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian

What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?
– Meatloaf.

Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?
– She was tired of being chaste.

What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?
… Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call a careful wolf?
– awarewolf

What do you call a dentist who cleans a wolf’s teeth?
– Dinner.

What do you call a coat made from from wolf fur?
– A wear wolf.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do you call a lycanthrope you’ve snuck up on?
– An unaware wolf.

What did the waiter say to the wolf?
– bone-appetit!

I thought I saw a Direwolf, but it turns out it was just a regular wolf.
– I can’t believe I got the two confused, the differences are Stark.

Why did the boy cry wolf?
… To get a Howling experience.

What do you call a disoriented lycanthrope?
– A where wolf

What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
– A swearwolf

What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
– It became a wash and wearwolf.

What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?
– A un-aware wolf

Why did the wolf cross the road?
… To prove to the possum that it could be done!

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