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Wolf jokes 🐺 in 2023

What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
– He got ticks.

Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods…
– The first hunter says its wolf tracks the second says its bear tracks the third was hit by a trian

What did the wolf say to the friend who missed a day of school?
– Howl are you?

Which animal is grey, has four legs, enjoys howling at the moon, and eats cement?
– A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard.

I think there’s nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.
– Except at wolf picnics when you don’t have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?
– A Dog.

What do you call a cold wolf?
– A Chili Dog.

What do you call a wolf that’s aware of its surroundings?
– Awarewolf

What do you call a lost wolf?
… A where-wolf!

I taught a wolf to meditate.
– Now he’s a werewolf.

What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?
– Meatloaf.

Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?
– She was tired of being chaste.

What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?
… Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

What do you call a careful wolf?
– awarewolf

What do you call a dentist who cleans a wolf’s teeth?
– Dinner.

What do you call a coat made from from wolf fur?
– A wear wolf.

What do you call a house that turns into a wolf during a full moon?
– A warehouse.

What do you call a lycanthrope you’ve snuck up on?
– An unaware wolf.

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