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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2023

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

When does an owl go, “Moooooo!”
– When it’s learning a new language.

What’s an owl’s favorite drink?
– Hoot beer.

Why did the owl join the dating website?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

When he took his shot he made a foul as his wing brushed against a ball.

What did the owl say when his wife confronted him about eating all the shrews?
– I’m talon you, I didn’t eat them.

There was an 80s song that became famous in the owl community.
– It was called “Hoo Can It Be Now?”

What is a barn owl’s favorite subject at school?
– Owlgebra!

What’s an owlette’s favorite book?
– Horton Hears a Hoot.

What does an owl with an attitude have?
– A scowl.

What is the name of the best owl magician who can disappear off the hood of cars?
– Hoo-dini.

What sits in a tree and says, “Hoots mon, hoots mon?”
– A Scottish owl.

What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
– Pearls of wisdom.

What’s an owl’s favorite rock group?
– The Hoo.

Why did the owl have a sore throat after spending the night at the gun range?
– He was hooting owl night long.

What type of books do owls like to read?
– Hooo-dunnits!

What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
– A knight owl.

What’s an owl’s favorite subject at school?
– Owl-gebra.

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