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Owl jokes ๐Ÿฆ‰ in 2021

What do you can an owl whoโ€™s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

When does an owl go, โ€œMoooooo!โ€
– When itโ€™s learning a new language.

Why do owl babies take after their dad?
– Like feather, like son.

An owl had a sore throat but wasnโ€™t bothered.
– He couldnโ€™t give a hoot.

Where are owls that commit crimes sent as punishment?
– Owlcatraz.

What do you call an owl that has a really baritone voice?
– A gr-owl.

The wife and I dressed as the iconic Peruvian owls for Halloween.
– We were Inca hoots.

Why did the priest buy an owl?
– Because itโ€™s a bird of prey.

Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
– He didnโ€™t want to be owl by himself.

What did the barn owl tell his friend when they made plans to meet the next weekend?
– Owl see you then!

He does a lot of things,
– heโ€™s a jack of owl trades.

Owls who?
– Thatโ€™s right! Tawny Owls hooo!

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