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Owl jokes ๐Ÿฆ‰ in 2021

When does an owl go, โ€œMoooooo!โ€
– When itโ€™s learning a new language.

Why do owls never go courting in the rain?
– Because itโ€™s too wet to woo!

Whatโ€™s an owlโ€™s favorite Beatles song?
– โ€œOwl You Need Is Love.โ€

Whatโ€™s an owlโ€™s favorite Beatles song?
– โ€œOwl You Need Is Love.โ€

Why was the owl’s mother upset with him?
– He was consuming too much micecream.

What happened when the baby owl got a sore throat?
– He didn’t give a hoot.

What is the most common Owl in the UK?
– A โ€˜TeatOwl.โ€™

What do you call a baby owl swimming?
– A moist-owlette.

What do confused owls say?
– Too-whit-to-why?

How did the owl’s wife know he was planning a birthday surprise for her?
– She knew something was fishy when she saw her husband talking to the bass.

Why does the owl turn off itโ€™s phone at night?
– So it doesnโ€™t get any hooty calls.

Two owls were playing pool. One owl said โ€œTwo Hits.โ€
– The other owl said โ€œTwo hits to who?โ€

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