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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2022

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

When does an owl go, “Moooooo!”
– When it’s learning a new language.

Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

Because they’re stare masters.

Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral?
– He wasn’t a mourning person.

Why did the owl invite his butcher to his Sunday barbecue?
– He didn’t know which meat to shrews.

Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes?
– To the owlet malls.

My friend the Tawny Owl told me he had just got engaged.
– I hooted “You twit – to who…?”

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

Why did the barn owl want to become a math teacher when he grew up?
– He just loved owlgebra.

What do you get if you cross pearl owls with oysters?
– You will find many pearls of wisdom being born.

What’s an owl’s favorite rock group?
– The Hoo.

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