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Owl jokes 🦉 in 2024

What do you can an owl who’s been caught in the act?
– A spotted owl.

When does an owl go, “Moooooo!”
– When it’s learning a new language.

What does an owl need after having a bath?
– A t-owl.

A man goes to the movies and what looks like an owl comes in and sits next to him.

Why won’t you ever find owls courting when it’s raining?
– They find it too wet to woo.

What did the father owl call his son when his son first started boxing classes?
– Muhammed Owlee.

What do you call an owl that does boxing?
– Muhammad OWLEE.

What do you call a magic owl?
– Hoodini.

The owl in my garden told me he was going to go looking for a girlfriend.
– It started raining and half an hour later he was still in the garden.

What did the barn owl say after getting out of the shower?
– Oh man, I forgot to bring a t-owl.

What happened when the owl took a laxative?
– He had an owl movement.

Why did the Owl invite his friends over?
– He didn’t want to be owl by himself.

Because they’re stare masters.

Why didn’t the night owl go to the funeral?
– He wasn’t a mourning person.

Why did the owl invite his butcher to his Sunday barbecue?
– He didn’t know which meat to shrews.

Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes?
– To the owlet malls.

My friend the Tawny Owl told me he had just got engaged.
– I hooted “You twit – to who…?”

My dyslexia has reached a new owl.

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