Bean jokes in 2022

What’s beans’ favorite hat?
– A beanie.

What did the bean say to another bean?
– How have you bean?

whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
– donald trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

What type of bean results in premature death?
– Sean Bean

A man is dining in a restaurant and he turns to the waiter.
“Waiter, waiter. What is this I am eating?”

The waiter says: “It’s bean soup, sir.”

“I don’t care what it has been, I want to know what it is.”

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean?
– De-calf.

I’ve been told green beans are good for you
– But how can they be better than the other jelly bean colors?

What do you get when you feed Goya beans to a Russian president?
– A Tootin’ Putin.

What do you call a bean that lives overseas?
– A broad bean.

What do you call a gay bean?
– A Les-bean

What did the green bean say to the corn that graduated from high school?
– Corn-gratulations.

If you find beans in a beanery and cans in a cannery….
– What do you find in a country?