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Bean jokes in 2023

What do you call a pea that works in the circus?
– A tra-peas artist.

What is the deal with Egyptian pharaohs and people that eat beans?
– I hear they have a Tutankhamon

What do you call a Mexican baptism?
– Bean dip

What kind of shows do green beans do?
– Pod casts.

What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats beans?
– Gaseous Clay

Why do baked beans want to move to Queensland (Australia)
Because they all want to live in Cairns!

(a city in Queensland Australia, for non aussies)

Sean Bean is the Narrator for Civilization VI
– So I guess he dies after the Bronze Age or …?

What did the pasta say to the green bean?
– Penne for your thoughts.

becca: [fries beans]
**rebecca:** *[refries beans]*

Dem puns…
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it’d be too farty!

I found a green vegetable in the shape of a clock. But I won’t eat it.
– Not for the time bean

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”

I’ve bean thinking of you!

I am a bilingual pulse
– Soy bean

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?
– Gaseous Clay

What is the first name of Mr. Bean?
– Piratesofthecarib

What happens to coffee beans when they have a similar experience?
– They are having a deja brew.

As a new Dad, my dad joke senses are tingling. I made this joke (better when spoken). “Why did the 7 foot man take 2 cans of Garbanzo beans on the flight?”
– Because he wanted more legume.

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