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Knock knock jokes 🚪 in 2022

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle.
– Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Nun. 
-Nun who? Nun your business!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Woo. 
-Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe.
-Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis.
-Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf.
-Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Beets!
-Beets who? Beets me!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? A little old lady.
-A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.
-Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey.
-Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!

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