Knock knock jokes ๐Ÿšช in 2021

Knock, knock. ย Whoโ€™s there? ย Big interrupting cow. ย 
-Big interrupting cow who? ย MOOOOOOO!

Knock, knock. Whoโ€™s there? Canoe.
-Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle.
– Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock, knock..ย Who’s there?ย Nun.ย 
-Nun who?ย Nun your business!

Knock, knock..ย Who’s there?ย Juno.ย 
-Juno who?ย  Juno I love you, right?

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cereal.
-Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock, knock..Who’s there? Butter.
-Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock, knock. Whoโ€™s there? Mikey.
-Mikey who? Mikey doesnโ€™t fit in the key hole!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo.
-Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Jess.
– Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Bed.
-Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!

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