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Knock knock jokes 🚪 in 2024

Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Big interrupting cow.  
-Big interrupting cow who?  MOOOOOOO!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Nun. 
-Nun who? Nun your business!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Woo. 
-Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle.
– Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tennis.
-Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Beets!
-Beets who? Beets me!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe.
-Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf.
-Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.
-Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? A little old lady.
-A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock, knock..Who’s there? Butter.
-Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike.
– Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Iran. 
-Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo.
-Cargo who? No, car go BEEP BEEP!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey.
-Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the key hole!

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Juno. 
-Juno who?  Juno I love you, right?

Knock, knock.. Who’s there? Aida.
– Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today.

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