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Softball jokes in 2022

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

What is one of the rules in zebra softball?
– Three stripes and you’re out.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster?…
– a double header!

Why was the mummy sent into the game as a pinch hitter?…
– Because the manager knew, once she sent the mummy in the game would be all wrapped up.

What cartoon character is the best at softball?
– Homer Simpson.

Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug softball teams?
– It takes too long to put their cleats on

Did you hear the joke about the softball?…
– It will leave you in stitches!

What is the difference between a girl who is late for dinner and asoftball hit over the fence?…
– One runs home and the other is a home run.

When should softball players wear armor?…
– When they play knight games

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?
– Your breath!

Which superhero is the best at baseball?…
– Batman.

You are locked inside a car with nothing but a softball bat. How do you get out?… Unlock the door, of course!

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