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Softball jokes in 2024

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
– In the bleachers

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

What do softball players put their food on?
– Home plates.

What do you get when you cross a pitcher with a carpet?
– A throw rug.

“Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”…
– “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”

Did you hear the joke about your pitching style?”… ”Never mind. It’s foul.”

Why do you need to take a softball player with you when you go camping?…
– To pitch the tent.

Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the softball team?
– They needed a little team spirit.

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