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Softball jokes in 2024

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
– In the bleachers

Which superhero is the best at playing softball?
– Batgirl.

Where does a catcher sit for dinner?…
– Behind the plate.

A woman is trapped in a house without windows, doors, or any other way of exiting. The house is collapsing, and the man has only a baseball and a bat. How does she escape the fire?….
– She swings at the air three times (‘cause it’s one, two, three strikes and you’re out!).

Why are singers good at softball?…
– Because they have perfect pitch!

Why did the Angels have a ghost on their team?….
– To add a little team spirit.

How do softball players stay cool?
– By sitting next to the fans.

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