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Softball jokes in 2023

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why do girls like softball so much?
– It’s the only sport played on a diamond.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

Where do you get dirt stains out of softball pants?
– In the bleachers

When should softball players wear armor?
– When they play knight games.

“Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”…
– ”Forget it. You just missed it.”

Why are singers good at softball?…
– Because they have perfect pitch!

Why did the Angels have a ghost on their team?….
– To add a little team spirit.

How do softball players stay cool?
– By sitting next to the fans.

Why didn’t the skeleton play softball?
– Her heart wasn’t in it

Did you hear the joke about the softball?
– It will leave you in stitches!

How is a softball like a waffle?… They both need a good batter.

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