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Softball jokes in 2023

Why did the softball player get a music deal?
– Her first single was a hit.

What happens to softball players who go blind?…
– They become umpires.

Why don’t matches play softball?…
– One strike and your out!

Why is a softball umpire like an angry chicken?
– They both have fowl mouths.

Why did the police officer go to the softball game?
– He heard that someone stole second base.

Where is the first softball game in the Bible?…
– In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why are chickens such bad umpires?
– They always call fowl balls.

Why are some umpires overweight?
– Because they always clean their plate.

Which softball player wears the biggest helmet?
– The one with the biggest head.

What do you get when you cross a pitcher with the Invisible Man?
– Pitching like no one has ever seen.

A book never written: “The Quickest Softball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?…
– Keep Uriah on the ball.

Why was Cinderella so bad at softball?
– She had a pumpkin for a coach.

Where do a softball players go when they need a new uniform?
– New Jersey.

Why are some umpires fat?…
– They always clean their plate!

Where do coal diggers play softball?…
– In the miner (minor) leagues.

What is the difference between softball and law?…
– In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re out.

Which takes longer to run: from 1st to 2nd base or from 2nd to 3rd base?
– From 2nd to 3rd base because there is a shortstop in the middle.

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