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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2024

Why did the fruitcake go to the Halloween party? It wanted to dress up as a fruit bat.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always happy? A jolly-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the race track? It wanted to bet on the fruit horses.

Why did the fruitcake go to the airport? It wanted to fly first-class.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always pessimistic? A negative-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake in a suit? A businessman-date.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always curious? An inquisitive-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the coffee shop? It wanted a fruit latte.

Why did the fruitcake go to the zoo? It wanted to see the fruit bats.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always friendly? A sweet-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always energetic? A lively-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the office? It wanted to be a fruit businessman.

Why did the fruitcake go to the gym? It wanted to work on its fruit muscles.

Why did the fruitcake go to the lake? It wanted to go fishing for fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hungry? A ravenous-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always angry? A furious-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the farm? It wanted to be closer to its fruit roots.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always silly? A goofball-fruit.

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