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Fruitcake jokes 🍰 in 2024

Why did the fruitcake go to the Halloween party? It wanted to dress up as a fruit bat.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always angry? A furious-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the farm? It wanted to be closer to its fruit roots.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always silly? A goofball-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always late? A procrastin-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always quiet? A silent-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the comic convention? It wanted to dress up as a fruit superhero.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always brave? A fearless-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always hungry? A famished-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the pool party? It wanted to be a fruit mermaid.

Why did the fruitcake go to the spa? It wanted to be a well-pampered dessert.

Why did the fruitcake go to the restaurant? It wanted to try some fruit cuisine.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always in a rush? A speedy-fruit.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always scared? A timid-fruit.

Why did the fruitcake go to the beach? It wanted to build a fruit sandcastle.

Why did the fruitcake go to the theater? It wanted to see the fruit drama.

What do you call a fruitcake who is always serious? A stern-fruit.

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