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Beer Jokes 🍺 in 2023

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
-Once, in a Blue Moon.

What’s a vampire’s favorite beer?

This beer tastes like
-I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Skinny doesn’t feel anywhere as good as drinking a good beer.
-Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels … Except beer, that tastes like skinny can go to hell.

I poured root beer into a squared glass
-Now I just have a beer.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says..
-Five Beers, please!

To beer or not to beer,
-that is the question.

Saw in the new year with some Australian kangaroo beer
-Nice and hoppy

Why doesn’t Jesus buy beer?
– Hebrews.

A funny joke about a great pairing! *wink, wink*
-“Beer … Because you can’t drink bacon!

What is comparable to drinking a non alcoholic beer ?
-Going down on your sister, it tastes the same but you know it’s wrong.

Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
– They’ll provide you the hops.

What did the beer sing on the beach?
-Don’t worry. Be hoppy

Teacher: Your son was caught drinking a beer.
-Me: Did he say where he got it?
Teacher: Yes, his best friend.
Me: [tearing up] He really said that?

What did the bottle of rum say to the glass of beer after their romantic date together?
-Alcohol you later!

Life and beer are very similar.
-Chill for best results.

Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?
-It’s true. I saw it with my own eyes!

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
-Because you can’t drink and derive

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