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Beer Jokes 🍺 in 2022

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
– You know, music can really take you places,” he muses to the bartender. “For example, if you guys play one more rap song in here it’s going to take me to the next bar.

What do you call a monster with a hot dog in his beer mug?
-Frank-in-stein

Beer is made from hops.
– Hops is a plant. Beer=salad.

What’s the difference between Trump and a can of beer?
-At least the beer has proof.

A skeleton walks into a bar.
-Orders a beer and a mop.

A funny joke about the stereotypical male.
– How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How often should you put an orange slice in your beer?
-Once, in a Blue Moon.

What’s a vampire’s favorite beer?
-*Bloodw*eiser

This beer tastes like
-I’m not going to work tomorrow.

Skinny doesn’t feel anywhere as good as drinking a good beer.
-Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels … Except beer, that tastes like skinny can go to hell.

I poured root beer into a squared glass
-Now I just have a beer.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says..
-Five Beers, please!

To beer or not to beer,
-that is the question.

Saw in the new year with some Australian kangaroo beer
-Nice and hoppy

Why doesn’t Jesus buy beer?
– Hebrews.

A funny joke about a great pairing! *wink, wink*
-“Beer … Because you can’t drink bacon!

What is comparable to drinking a non alcoholic beer ?
-Going down on your sister, it tastes the same but you know it’s wrong.

Why should you bring rabbits when making beer?
– They’ll provide you the hops.

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