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Beer Jokes ๐Ÿบ in 2021

A guy walks into bar, orders a beer and lets out a heavy sigh.
-What’s wrong, Bob?” the bartender asks. “Oh nothing really,” Bob replies. “I guess I’m just not myself today.” “Yes,” the bartender agreed. “I noticed the improvement immediately

What do Germans do when they run out of beer?
– They wine

Friends bring happiness into your life.
-Best friends bring beer.

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
-Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!
ETA: GUYS! Thanks so much for the upvotes, I’ve never had so many! Y’all made my night!

When I was a baby.
My parents used to bath me cheap Australian beer.
-It wasn’t till I was 18 that I realized I’d been Fostered.

Beer doesnโ€™t have much vitamins,
-thatโ€™s why you have to drink lots of it.

At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump’s head…
-He’s fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer.
-The bartender says, ยจSorry, we donโ€™t serve food here.”

An important distinction.
-Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.

A Turkey sandwich walked into a bar and orders a beer
-The bartender says, “Sorry, we donโ€™t serve food here.”

My mates call me stingy, so i decided to buy them a beer…
-Turns out, they wanted 1 each.

One beer, two beer, three beer, four.
– Then I hit the floor.

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