Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Beer Jokes ๐Ÿบ in 2021

What does a burnt pizza, a pregnant woman, and a frozen beer have in common
– Somewhere along the line someone forgot to pull it out

Wife: *points to my empty beer glass* Want another one? Me: Sure, thanks
-Wife: *hands me her empty beer glass* Bring one for me too

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
-He buys two cases of beer.

Thatโ€™s all the justification I needed.
-I donโ€™t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie.

Ohio man forgoes food for 46 day โ€œBeer Dietโ€…
-…Florida Man…it appears you have competition.

How did Moses make beer?
-Hebrew-ed it.

Beer.
– Because you canโ€™t drink bacon.

A triathlete walks into a bar to replenish some carbs after a hard workout and orders a beer
-I just got done doing a 10-mile open water swim,” he brags to the bartender. “Ten miles, huh? That’s impressive,” the bartender replies. “I’d struggle to do that much on a bike.” “Yeah, well bikes aren’t that good in water,” the athlete says.

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer
-The bartender said, “I canโ€™t, youโ€™ll get too rowdy.” The mushroom then said, โ€œOh come on! When I drink, Iโ€™m a fun guy!โ€

You look forward to it all day, then itโ€™s just gone and you could cry.
-Spilling a beer is the equivalent of losing a balloon.

Whatโ€™s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
-Beer nuts are about a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.

If coronavirus isnโ€™t about beer…
– why do I keep seeing cases of it?

Most Popular Categories

All Categories

  • Submit a joke
  • Follow us on Facebook