Beer Jokes ๐Ÿบ in 2021

Teacher: Your son was caught drinking a beer.
-Me: Did he say where he got it?
Teacher: Yes, his best friend.
Me: [tearing up] He really said that?

What did the bottle of rum say to the glass of beer after their romantic date together?
-Alcohol you later!

Life and beer are very similar.
-Chill for best results.

Did you know that I can cut down a dead tree just by looking at it?
-Itโ€™s true. I saw it with my own eyes!

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
-Because you canโ€™t drink and derive

My personal favorite beer pun.
-Donโ€™t worry be hoppy

A guy walks into bar, orders a beer and lets out a heavy sigh.
-What’s wrong, Bob?” the bartender asks. “Oh nothing really,” Bob replies. “I guess I’m just not myself today.” “Yes,” the bartender agreed. “I noticed the improvement immediately

What do Germans do when they run out of beer?
– They wine

Friends bring happiness into your life.
-Best friends bring beer.

What’s the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?
-Beer nuts are always over a dollar, deer nuts are always under a buck.
Goofy, I know, but still makes me laugh 20 years after I first heard it!
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When I was a baby.
My parents used to bath me cheap Australian beer.
-It wasn’t till I was 18 that I realized I’d been Fostered.

Beer doesnโ€™t have much vitamins,
-thatโ€™s why you have to drink lots of it.

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