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Orange Jokes 🍊 in 2023

Why was the orange always on the edge?
– Because he had a seed of doubt planted in him.

What did the orange do the night before his exam?
– He g-rind-ded through the entire syllabus so that he was prepared for the examination!

After the orange failed his exam, why shouldn’t the orange father scold his son by telling him about how well the apple had scored in the same exam?
– This is because one should never compare apples to oranges!

What’s Orange and Lies Constantly?
– A rotting clementine, but I like where your head’s at.

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice
a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch..

What happens when you rub two oranges against each other?
– You get Pulp Friction.

What did the orange say when he was complimented on his looks?
– “Surely, you must be telling this in zest”!

What is orange, about 70 years old, has caused enormous damage to the environment, and is a great embarrassment to the US?
– Agent orange, duh.

Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange.
– Come right in, Mr. Trump.

I had a dream I was floating in a sea of Orange bliss.
Too bad it was only a fanta sea.

Why are oranges wholesome fruits?
– Because they have that peel good factor in them!

What happens when you put a bad orange in shawarma?
– It turns into sour-ma!

I have more oranges than I have apples
– And you thought that I can’t compare apples and oranges…

I glued a bunch of orange sodas together in the shape of a stick.. It’s amazing.. It’s tremendous.. It’s…

Why did the orange jump down from the bridge?
– Because it had nerves of peel.

Why did the orange always dream of a world filled with Vitamin C?
– This was because it was its Fanta-C!

Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill?
– Cause it ran out of juice.

Doctor says I have to stop eating the skin of oranges
That was a bitter peel to swallow

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