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Orange Jokes ๐ŸŠ in 2021

What does an orange listen to?
– Music com-peel-ations.

What did the orange say after being tortured by another orange?
– “You’re gonna burn in a pith of fire”!

What type of orange juice do people with ADHD have trouble drinking?
– Concentrate!

What’s fat, orange and that everyone avoids?
A traffic cone.

*what did you expect?*

Why was the orange depressed?
– Because nobody could peel his pain.

Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
– To do a random act of rindness.

If you say “gullible” slowly enough, it actually sounds like”oranges”
– Give it a try

I found I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
My doctor explained that it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars , but I really think it’s the Vodka

Comparing the number of Instagram hashtags for #apple and #orange
really is apples and oranges

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
– Because they can concentrate.

What did the doctor tell the orange during the physiotherapy?
– He said, “Concentrate!”

Why are prison inmates dressed in orange? They should be dressed in violet
– Because they’re violetors.

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