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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2023

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โ€œWhat the hell was that all about?โ€
– She says, โ€œI was just keeping it warm for you.โ€
– He says, โ€œCancel my hot dog.โ€

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.

A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

What type of dogs are inbred?

why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

Knock knock!

– Who is out there?

– Butter.

– Butter who?

– Butter finish off your hot dog bun fast or else I will have your share.

Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What are hot dogs called in the winter?
– Chilly dogs.

Why do Germans fear getting cheese in their hotdogs?
– Because for them it’s considered to be a Wurst-Kรคse scenario.

Dad jokes are like hot dogsโ€ฆ.
– Frankly, I canโ€™t get enough.

The one about the Buddhist Monk and the Hot Dog Vendor
– A Buddhist monk says to a hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything.”

– The hot dog vendor hands him a hot dog with the works, and the monk pays $20.

– “Where’s my change?” asks the monk

– “Change comes from within,” replies the hot dog vendor.

โ€œI did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers!โ€
– โ€œYouโ€™ve got both your legs, Frankโ€

– โ€œLike I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.โ€

– Mitch Hedberg (That 70โ€™s Show)

TIL Neville Chamberlain worked at a hot dog stand as a teenager.
– It really prepared him for a career in giving out concessions.

What’s a Jew’s favorite brand of hotdog?
– Anne Frank’s

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Annie.
– Annie who?
– Annie way you can stop gobbling the hot dog and start enjoying it slowly?

Is a hot dog a sandwich or a sub?
– Itโ€™s just a hot dog. No bun intended.

Why did the hot dog vendor get fired?
– Because she put her hair in a bun.

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