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Hot Dog jokes ๐ญ in 2023
The love for a hotdog is so enormous that over 20 billion are consumed in the US alone every year. And thatโs equivalent to more than 60 hot dogs per person. To extend the love and appreciate these juicy treats, we have hot dog jokes, which are unique humor about the snack. They are spicy and appetizing like the actual snack. Further, here is exciting info about hot dog humor and where they are applicable.
A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โWhat the hell was that all about?โ
– She says, โI was just keeping it warm for you.โ
– He says, โCancel my hot dog.โ
Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.
A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”
What type of dogs are inbred?
-Hotdogs
why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup
Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.
Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Butter.
– Butter who?
– Butter finish off your hot dog bun fast or else I will have your share.
Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
– To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What are hot dogs called in the winter?
– Chilly dogs.
Why do Germans fear getting cheese in their hotdogs?
– Because for them it’s considered to be a Wurst-Kรคse scenario.
Dad jokes are like hot dogsโฆ.
– Frankly, I canโt get enough.
The one about the Buddhist Monk and the Hot Dog Vendor
– A Buddhist monk says to a hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything.”
– The hot dog vendor hands him a hot dog with the works, and the monk pays $20.
– “Where’s my change?” asks the monk
– “Change comes from within,” replies the hot dog vendor.
โI did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers!โ
– โYouโve got both your legs, Frankโ
– โLike I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.โ
– Mitch Hedberg (That 70โs Show)
TIL Neville Chamberlain worked at a hot dog stand as a teenager.
– It really prepared him for a career in giving out concessions.
What’s a Jew’s favorite brand of hotdog?
– Anne Frank’s
Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Annie.
– Annie who?
– Annie way you can stop gobbling the hot dog and start enjoying it slowly?
Is a hot dog a sandwich or a sub?
– Itโs just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Why did the hot dog vendor get fired?
– Because she put her hair in a bun.
Baffling Hot dog Facts
Spelled as a hotdog, itโs a delicious snack or food comprising of a sliced ban with a steamed or grilled sausage in between. Thereafter, what you use for seasoning is upon you. But a typical sauce is mustard.While the origin is still debated upon, the clue is that it might have originated from Frankfurt in Germany. But some sources claim itโs from Vienna, Austria. From Europe, hotdog found its way into America where itโs one of the most cherished snacks or food.
And how do you eat a hot dog? Well, you are considered pretentious if you serve hotdog or eat it with utensils. Therefore, the best way is to serve hotdog on a paper plate, then dress it with a source and dive right in. Just ensure your hands are clean because you will leak them afterward. After all, who wants the sweet source and crumbs to go to waste?
Whatโs more, hotdogs have reached space. And this was in 1968 when the astronauts preferred this treat among others over frozen dry ice cream. Therefore, the astronauts packed hot dogs with them to space. Further, there are more exciting things about the hotdog to explore and the best is hot dog jokes.
Distinct Hot dog Facts
From the immense love of Hotdog, we have the funniest hot dog jokes to bite and laugh over. Like the seasoning on the hot dog, there are cheesy jokes, silly jokes, corny jokes, and jokes for kids. So, if you are a foodie, you can surprise your foodie buddy with corny hot dog jokes. Or if you have kids as a company, then the clean hot dog jokes for kids will do. There is hardly any event where funny hot dog jokes donโt fit.Whatโs a Hot dog joke?
They are the juiciest treat of humor about hot dogs. From the first joke to the last, it will be about hotdogs, mustard, ketchup, and Vegetables like lettuce. Therefore, itโs going to be a mouthwatering collection of gags.Besides the foodie part, Germany and the US are to be mentioned since they are closely tied to the history of hot dogs. Thus, hot dog humor can be broad but everything about it is general knowledge. So, expect lots of applause and laughter from your crowd.
Best Listeners
There are lots of foodies and we are not afraid to shout out. And through hot dog jokes, itโs a fantastic chance to admit our love for this snack. The taste and satisfaction of hotdogs deserve a medal. And here, the Medal of Honor is the funniest hot dog joke.Kids will cheer up to cute hot dog jokes for the kids. The silliness in them will provoke excitement and merriment.
There is no best time to enjoy funny hot dog gags like lunchtime. It fits the occasion and provokes both appetite and laughter from your workmates. You can shine with cheesy hot dog jokes and several clever one-liners hot dog jokes to maintain your respect.
CONCLUSION
In matters of emotion, ensure the only rollercoaster you ever step on is that of hilarious hot dog jokes. There are no regrets, and you donโt need liquor of any sort to calm you down. Itโs all laughter, merriment, and a good time.And when sharing the hilarity of hotdogs, age matters. If they are youngsters who are below 18 years then a collection of silly hot dog jokes for kids is enough.
If itโs a group of adults, cheesy, corny, or silly hot dog jokes can work. And if you are at work, remember the clever one-liner hot dog jokes are a bonus point as a smart guy. And alongside hot dog gags, you can have food jokes like ice cream jokes, fruit jokes, and vegetable jokes.