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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2021

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noah.
– Noah who?
– Noah good place where I can find some delicious hot dogs?

I bought a pet snake. Heโ€™s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes.
– Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon.

What do you call it when a dog falls into a fire pit?
– A hot dog.

What do you call a hotdog that has had itโ€™s insides removed?
– A Hollow-wienie

Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one
– He said, “No thanks, I’m Jewish.”

– I said, “Don’t worry, they’re free.”

What happens if you turn a flying mammal into a hot dog?
– They go from bat to wurst.

Why was the dog scared of the grill?
– Because he didn’t want to turn into a hot dog.

They brought the hot dog in for questioning.
– He gave the… wurst… answers.

When I was a kid I could go to the store with only $5 and come home with bread, milk, hotdogs and my favorite candy. You can’t do that these days…
– Too many damned security cameras.

โ€œFranks a lot!โ€ for checking out our hot dog jokes!

What did the hot dog say after winning the race?
– Wiener takes all!

What do you call a dog on the beach in summer?
– A hot dog.

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