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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2024

A guy goes into a luncheonette and orders a hamburger and a hot dog. A few minutes later, the waitress puts a plate in front of him with an open bun on it, pulls a hamburger out of her armpit, and tosses it on the bun.
– The guy says, โ€œWhat the hell was that all about?โ€
– She says, โ€œI was just keeping it warm for you.โ€
– He says, โ€œCancel my hot dog.โ€

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
– By goblin it.

– Sorry

Have you ever been to a hot dog factory?
– No, I haven’t sausage a place.

A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar..
– The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

What type of dogs are inbred?
-Hotdogs

why aren’t hotdog ads allowed in nascar?
– because no-one else would be able to ketchup

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noise.
– Noise who?
– Noise to finally be able to enjoy a big bite of this hot dog.

Knock knock!

– Who is out there?

– Witches.

– Witches who?

– Witches the best hot dog station in town?

A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, โ€œMake me one with everything.โ€
– The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, โ€œChange comes from within.โ€

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?
– The WURST!

What did the American hotdog say to the German hotdog?
– youโ€™re the wurst

What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
– โ€ฆ Iโ€™m a wiener!

Why did the pizza marry the hot dog?
– Because they had a very frank relationship.

I might have to reconsider my kosher hot dog business…
– For some reason Anne’s Franks hasn’t been very popular with the target audience.

What happened to Jesus’ hot dog?
– It was crusifried.

What happens when you turn flying mammals into hotdogs?
– Things go from bat to wurst

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Noah.
– Noah who?
– Noah good place where I can find some delicious hot dogs?

I bought a pet snake. Heโ€™s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes.
– Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon.

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