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Hot Dog jokes ๐ŸŒญ in 2022

I go to the store and buy ten hotdogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?
– No self control

Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
– Because the sauce ages

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?
– “I’m a wiener!”

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?
– A dictator.

Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moonโ€ฆ
– The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
– He asked the vendor to make him one with everything.

What do you call a frankfurter that is frozen?
– A chili dog.

Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot wolves
– They always come in packs

I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye.
– Now I have heinzsight

I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place
– It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”

Knock knock!
– Who is out there?
– Armageddon.
– Armageddon who?
– Armageddon quite hungry. Let’s grab some hot dogs.

A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business…
– He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.

What did the hot dog say after winning the race?
– Yay! I’m the wiener!

What’s the difference between a Yankee stadium hotdog and a Fenway park hotdog?
– You can buy a Yankee stadium hotdog in October

What do you get when you put a chicken, a cow, and a pig together?
– A hotdog.

What did the mother hot dog say to cheer on her son while he was in a race?
– Ketch-up!

Why was the dog resting under the umbrella shade?
– Because he didn’t want to turn into a hot dog.

Friends from school are like hot dogs
– You have them because they’re there, not because you love them

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