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Mullet jokes in 2023

What do you call a mullet at a disco? A ‘dancing queen’!

What do you call a mullet at a carnival? A ‘ringmaster’!

Why did the mullet go to the tailor? It wanted a ‘clip’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite song? ‘Long and Winding Road’, of course!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of game? ‘Hairpin’, because of the twist!

Why did the mullet go to the cinema? It loves ‘drama’!

Why did the mullet go to the vineyard? It wanted a ‘vintage’!

What do you call a mullet at a construction site? A ‘hard hatter’!

Why did the mullet get an award? For ‘shear’ excellence in style!

Why did the mullet go to the therapist? It needed to ‘untangle’ its problems!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of car? A ‘convertible’, they love the wind!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of flower? A ‘dandelion’, because of the fluff!

Why did the mullet go to the jazz club? It loves to ‘swing’!

What do you call a mullet in the army? A ‘re-cruit’!

What do you call a mullet at a chess tournament? A ‘king’!

Why did the mullet go to the spa? To get a ‘scalp’ massage!

Why did the mullet go to the music festival? It wanted to ‘headbang’!

What’s a mullet’s favorite type of bird? The ‘peacock’, they love the show!

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