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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2022

A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza…
– Also, I lost my bus license today.

What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
– A pineapple cake.

What do you get when you mix a pineapple with a snake?
– Ananas-conda.

You may think i’m odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
– But hey..
That’s just Hawaii roll.

“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.

Sometimes, a pineapple just wishes it would be a coconut.

What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
– Pine-apple.

It would make sense if Spongebob was homeless in real life
– Because who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans…
They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love
– But they’re unhappy ’cause they cantaloupe

When life gives you pineapples just add rum.

Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road?
– Because he ran out of juice.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
– Madeleine McCann

Love smells like pineapples.

Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.

An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.

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