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Pineapple jokes 🍍 in 2023

A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza…
– Also, I lost my bus license today.

What do they call a pineapple upside down cake in Australia?
– A pineapple cake.

You may think i’m odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches..
– But hey..
That’s just Hawaii roll.

“When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple.” David Turney

What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.

It would make sense if Spongebob was homeless in real life
– Because who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Nike have unveiled a pair of trainers made from pineapple leather to appeal to Vegans…
They tried other fruits, but reviews said the ones made from bananas felt too much like slippers.

The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

A pineapple and a grapefruit fell in love
– But they’re unhappy ’cause they cantaloupe

When life gives you pineapples just add rum.

What do you get when you mix a pineapple with a snake?
– Ananas-conda.

Sometimes, a pineapple just wishes it would be a coconut.

What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
– Pine-apple.

Why was the pineapple all alone?
– Because the banana split.

“Love is like a pineapple sweet and undefinable.” —Piet Hein

How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”

What do we call a plumb pineapple?
– It is called a pineapple chunk!

Why does SpongeBob own such a huge piano?
– Because he lives in a pineapple under the C.

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