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Harry Potter Jokes 👓 in 2022

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
-So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
-They were following Draco.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
-Nobody nose.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym?
-A Dumbbell door.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Why did Severus Snape stand in the middle of the road?
– So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?
– The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
-Because he has followers, not friends.

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