Harry Potter Jokes ๐Ÿ‘“ in 2021

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
-Weasley twins are 50 percent off.

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-All of them.

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

Hows does Voldemort enter a room?
-He slithers in.

Luna Lovegood: “I slept with a Brazilian….”
-Hufflepuff: “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?
-Because he was cursing in class.

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
-โ€œWhy so Sirius?โ€

Roses are red. Violets are blueโ€ฆ
-I thought Voldemort was ugly, and then I saw you.

Are you a Snitch?
-Because youโ€™re the finest catch here.

How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-One. It is the only thing they are good for.

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