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Harry Potter Jokes 👓 in 2022

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym?
-A Dumbbell door.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
-Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
-Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
-So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
-They were following Draco.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
-Nobody nose.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
-Weasley twins are 50 percent off.

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