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Harry Potter Jokes ๐Ÿ‘“ in 2021

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

How much does it cost to watch Harry Potter play his favorite sport?
-A quid each.

Which side of a centaur has more hair?
– The outside.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
-Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?

Why did Ron lose the election?
-People thought his elect-Ron campaign was too negative.

What do wizards in Harry Potter use instead of laxatives?
-Expellianus.

Do you like Harry Potter?
-Because I a-Dumbledore you!

What did Hermione do when Harry and Ron took the flying car to school?
– Finally relaxed.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?
-Because they didnโ€™t want to elect Ron.

Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
-Because she gives him hugs and kisses.

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