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Harry Potter Jokes 👓 in 2022

How does Harry Potter get rid of a rash?
-With quit-itch.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?
-So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?
-They were following Draco.

Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
-Nobody nose.

Why doesn’t snape teach herbology?
-Because his lily died.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
-Weasley twins are 50 percent off.

What do you call the entrance to a magical gym?
-A Dumbbell door.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra?
-Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
-Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?

Do you like Harry Potter?
-Because I a-Dumbledore you!

What did Hermione do when Harry and Ron took the flying car to school?
– Finally relaxed.

What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
-A Volt-demort.

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?
-Because they didn’t want to elect Ron.

Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
-Because she gives him hugs and kisses.

On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
-About nine and three quarters.

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