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Harry Potter Jokes ๐Ÿ‘“ in 2021

.How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
– Walking
J/K, rolling

Do you like Harry Potter?
-Because I a-Dumbledore you!

What did Hermione do when Harry and Ron took the flying car to school?
– Finally relaxed.

What happens when Harry Potter says accidental?
-Someone loses a tooth.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells?
-Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?Which Hogwarts master gets the blame for everything that goes wrong?

Why did the protons vote for Harry Potter to be president?
-Because they didnโ€™t want to elect Ron.

Why does Voldemort love Nagini so much?
-Because she gives him hugs and kisses.

What do wizards in Harry Potter use instead of laxatives?
-Expellianus.

Harry, your godfather is dead.โ€
-โ€œAre you serious?!?โ€
โ€œYep. Dead Sirius.โ€
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Why couldnโ€™t Harry find Hermione?
-Hallโ€™n Oates.

Are you a Dementor?
-You just took my breath away.

Whatโ€™s the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
-A ginger with friends.

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