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Popsicle Jokes in 2022

How do pigs talk?
-Swine language

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
-Fireflies

How do animals blend into the desert?
-With Camel-flage

Why didn’t the rooster go on the rollercoaster?
-He was chicken

How can you defend yourself under water?
-Carry a swordfish

Where do snowmen dance?
-At the snowball

Why did the fish have a bad report card?
-Because all of his graders were under “C”s

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
– Put a little boogie in it

What did the tailor say about her job?
-It’s sew-sew

Why do bananas like gymnastics?
-They like to do splits

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