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Popsicle Jokes in 2024

How do pigs talk?
-Swine language

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

Why are math textbooks always stressed?
-They deal with so many problems

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
-Fireflies

What’s everyone doing at the same time but different rates?
-Growing older

What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
-Patty

How did Melanie improve her hearing?
– She ate an ear of corn

Why did whiskers lie down?
-To take a catnap

What kind of band plays snappy music?
-A rubber band

What lies on its back a thousand feet in the air?
– A millipede

How do you make a milkshake?
-Take a cow to a horror show

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