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Popsicle Jokes in 2022

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?
-Fireflies

Why are math textbooks always stressed?
-They deal with so many problems

What did zero say to eight?
-Nice belt

What do you call a sleeping cow?
-A bulldozer

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