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Popsicle Jokes in 2023

How do pigs talk?
-Swine language

What has hands but no arms?
-A clock

What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?
-A nightmare

What did the hotdog say after he finished the race?
– I’m the wiener

Where does a dog sleep?
-In a pup tent

How do you fix a broken gorilla?
-With a monkey wrench

What do you get from a pampered cow?
-Spoiled milk

What kind of bird is always sad?
-A blue bird

What kind of bugs do firemen really dislike?

Why did Sally put her bicycle to bed early?
-It was two-tired

How did Melanie improve her hearing?
– She ate an ear of corn

What’s everyone doing at the same time but different rates?
-Growing older

What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?

What kind of band plays snappy music?
-A rubber band

What lies on its back a thousand feet in the air?
– A millipede

Why did whiskers lie down?
-To take a catnap

What did the golf player name his son?

What kind of phones do turtles use?
-Shell-ular phones

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