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Popsicle Jokes in 2021

Whatโ€™s everyone doing at the same time but different rates?
-Growing older

What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
-Patty

How did Melanie improve her hearing?
– She ate an ear of corn

Why did whiskers lie down?
-To take a catnap

What kind of band plays snappy music?
-A rubber band

What lies on its back a thousand feet in the air?
– A millipede

How do you make a milkshake?
-Take a cow to a horror show

What did the golf player name his son?
-Chip

What kind of phones do turtles use?
-Shell-ular phones

How does the barber cut the moonโ€™s hair?
-E-clipse it

How many apples grow on a tree?
-All of them

Whatโ€™s a kiteโ€™s favorite instrument?
-The strings

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