Popsicle Jokes in 2021

What did the rabbit five his girlfriend?
-A 14-carrot ring

What happened when the wheel was invented?
-It caused total revolution

What crew mans a haunted ship?
– A skeleton crew

What crew mans a haunted ship?
-A skeleton crew.

Why couldnโ€™t the strings ever win?
-They could only tie

Why does a quarter flip higher than other coins?
– It has an eagle on it

What driver never gets a parking ticket?
-A screwdriver

Why was the baby comforter so sad?
-It was a little down

What was the musicianโ€™s favorite pastry?
-A drumroll

Why didnโ€™t the hockey player want to pay for dinner?
-He was a cheapskate

Why is England the wettest country?
– The queen has reigned there for years

What did the tailor say about her job?
-Itโ€™s sew-sew

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