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Grinch jokes in 2024

What do you call a Grinch who loves to gamble? A mean card player.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas candles? He was feeling a little candle-obsessed.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas stockings? He was feeling a little sock-happy.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to snowboard? A mean boarder.

What do you call a Grinch who steals all the presents? A gift Grinch-er!

What do you call a Grinch who loves to cook? A mean chef.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the theater? He didn’t want to be a drama-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to be a sand-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance ballet? A mean ballerina.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paint? A mean artist.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas tinsel? He was feeling a little tinsel-obsessed.

Why did the Grinch refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to be a who-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to knit? A mean knitter.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance? A mean mover.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the museum? He didn’t want to be an art-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to be a fun-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paintball? A mean shooter.

What did the Grinch say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart grow three sizes.”

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