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Appendix jokes in 2024

Why did the appendix get a pet dog? It wanted an append-companion!

What do you call an appendix that’s a model? Append-Cindy Crawford!

What do you call an appendix in the army? Append-general!

Why did the appendix become a gardener? It loved append-plants!

What did the doctor say to the appendix? “I think it’s time we appendix you from the body!”

What’s an appendix’s favorite type of tree? Append-oaks!

Why did the appendix start a band? It wanted to append to its skills!

Why did the appendix join the navy? It loved append-seas!

What’s an appendix’s favorite type of weather? Append-storms!

What do you call an appendix that’s a race car driver? Append-Hamilton!

What do you call an appendix with a top hat? Sir Cum-vent!

What do you call an appendix that tells jokes? An append-comedian!

What did the appendix say to the heart? “Can we appendix-meet sometime?”

What do you call an appendix that’s a film director? Append-Spielberg!

Why did the appendix start a blog? It had a lot of append-ideas!

Why did the appendix become a pilot? It loved append-flights!

Why did the appendix join the circus? It loved the append-antic arts!

Why did the appendix join a band? It loved append-music!

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