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Appendix jokes in 2024

Why did the appendix get a bad report at school? It didn’t add any value to the body’s functions!

What’s an appendix’s favorite type of car? Append-Porsches!

What do you call an appendix in a movie? An append-actor!

Why did the appendix become a DJ? It loved append-beats!

Why did the appendix go to the gym? It wanted to strengthen its core content!

Why did the appendix join a choir? It loved append-singing!

What do you call an appendix that’s a novelist? Append-J.K. Rowling!

What’s an appendix’s favorite type of bird? An append-eagle!

Why did the appendix become a writer? It loved append-stories!

Why was the appendix always late? It was at the append of the line!

What do you call an appendix that’s a poet? Append-Shakespeare!

Why did the appendix start a garden? To grow appendix-cots!

Why did the appendix become a teacher? It had a lot of append-knowledge!

Why did the appendix get a pet dog? It wanted an append-companion!

What do you call an appendix that’s a model? Append-Cindy Crawford!

What do you call an appendix in the army? Append-general!

Why did the appendix become a gardener? It loved append-plants!

What did the doctor say to the appendix? “I think it’s time we appendix you from the body!”

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