Space Jokes ๐Ÿš€ in 2021

What is an astronautโ€™s favorite chocolate?
-A mars bar.

What do you call a lazy man in space?
-A procrastonaut.

What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer?
-The space barโ€ฆ

What do planets like to read?
-Comet books.

What dance do all astronauts know?
-The moonwalk.

What do Astronauts serve their food on while in space?
– Flying Saucers!

What should you do if you see a green alien?
-Wait until itโ€™s ripe!

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
-When it’s down to its last quarter.

What do you call a tick on the moon?
– A lunatic.

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
-A parking meteor.

How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
-Ewoked.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
-He was looking for Pluto!

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