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Space Jokes ๐Ÿš€ in 2021

What do you get when a spaceman loses his mind?
– An astro nut.

Saturnโ€™s name is the best in our solar system.
-It has a nice ring to it.

What do people think about the restaurant on the moon?
-Despite being full, there was no atmosphere.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?
-Eclipse itโ€ฆ

Why didnโ€™t the sun go to college?
-Because it already had a million degrees!

Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space.
-It was a cat astro fee.

If you were in space no one can hear you scream.
– Thatโ€™s understandable as youโ€™d be hundreds of miles awayโ€ฆ

Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
-It wanted to see the mooooooon!

What did the alien say to the garden?
– โ€œTake me to your weeder!โ€

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
-โ€œTime to get your booster shot!โ€

What time do astronauts eat?
-At launch time!

Why havenโ€™t aliens come to our solar system yet?
-They read the reviews: One star.

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