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What money is used in space?

What do you get when a spaceman loses his mind?
– An astro nut.

What do you call a tick on the moon?
-A luna-tick.

If an athlete gets athlete’s foot,
– do astronauts get missiletoe?

How do we know plants grow on other planets?
– The Venus Flytrap.

What do aliens on the metric system say?
-“Take me to your liter.”

Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs for very long?
– Because as soon as they start they get fired!

Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
-The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
– It’s impossible to put down.

Why is Saturn so rich?
– Because it has lots of rings!

If you see an aggressive alien what should you do?
-Give it some space…

Why couldn’t the astronaut put the helmet on her head?
-Because she didn’t have enough space.

Yesterday I was talking to an alien from space. Turns out they eat radioactive materials.
– I asked it what its favorite meal was. It told me fission chips.

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
– You could say I have high hopes…

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
-When it’s full.

What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?
-“I guess you had to be there.”

What’s the most popular social media that astronauts use?
– Spacebook…

Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke?
-It was too Sirius.

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